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PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:38 pm

Man, you're on a roll. Fun stuff!

uncre8d1 · Post by **uncre8d1** » Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:49 pm

Thanks, Phineas. I've been away too long, and my brain is exacting vengeance by making me write stuff.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:52 am

Hunched over my keyboard, I compose furiously. This will be my masterpiece, if only I can count the characters correctl

uncre8d1 · Post by **uncre8d1** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:11 am

PhineasQP wrote:Hunched over my keyboard, I compose furiously. This will be my masterpiece, if only I can count the characters correctl

I love it. Reminds me of the ti

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:32 am

PhineasQP wrote:Hunched over my keyboard, I compose furiously. This will be my masterpiece, if only I can count the characters correctl

But the only character is you!

Anywho, this is like the 5th or 6th twabble with the "cut short" gag. Great minds... yada yada.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:42 pm

Right after I posted it I figured I probably wouldn't be the first. Ah well.

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:45 am

Some Nano procrastination:

Locked her up to shut out that voice for NaNoWriMo. But apparently it was only my INTERNAL editor that needed silencing.

OK, time to find another distraction...

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:06 am

The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:09 am

JMiriah wrote:Locked her up to... {censored)

OK, time to find another distraction...

Don't worry, I'm sure jail and court time will distract nicely.

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:27 am

Don't worry, I'm sure jail and court time will distract nicely.

Do you think they'd let me bring my laptop? 'Cause then I could catch up on my nano word count...

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:33 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.

I like this. I've tried - and failed - to understand it.
But still, I like it.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:56 am

Uh, "Any sufficiently advanced riddle is indistinguishable from gibberish." That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

uncre8d1 · Post by **uncre8d1** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:10 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.

...TwabbleBot still a bit buggy, eh?

Astroguyz · Post by **Astroguyz** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:11 pm

The presidential candidate sighed at his loss. “Damn geomancer,” he shouted. "You said Mercury was in retrograde..."

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:55 pm

After I bought the new Brown Note Alarm Clock, I find I must set the alarm early enough to fit in a really good, long shower.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:49 pm

Don't worry; the local top-40 radio station (which my alarm plays when it goes off) has the same effect on me!

Auto-Tune: The real-life "brown note" generator?

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:44 am

The despondent, newly-resurrected feline sat racking his brain, trying to come up with eight more methods of suicide.

uncre8d1 · Post by **uncre8d1** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:11 pm

PhineasQP wrote:The despondent, newly-resurrected feline sat racking his brain, trying to come up with eight more methods of suicide.

This might be a challenge for anyone lacking thumbs or a shareable political opinion.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:09 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:22 am

JMiriah wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.
I like this. I've tried - and failed - to understand it.
But still, I like it.

I ran it by some strangers at a bar, and several got it. But the, let's call them, "Salvationly challenged" didn't always get the references. So, I guess I must 'splain it after all.

The Snake, Adam, and Eve were not the only residents of Eden. But after one bad snack choice, the Big Guy™ took his ball and went home. everybody suffered, not just the perps.

PS: This story is not a metaphor. Nosiree.

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