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I'm assuming you're the drunken uncle? :P
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Can't I be all three?
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Can't I be all three?
Triskaphenia.
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Gesundheit.
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Gesundheit.
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The difference between stringing cat intestine from the roof vs decorating for the holidays is but a matter of opinion.
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I was no fool; I never fed my Mogwai after midnight of whatever timezone we were in.
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He was born Asian but was now a Caucasian; when he was three his Dad spun him around and around, and he became disoriented.
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PhineasQP wrote:He was born Asian but was now a Caucasian; when he was three his Dad spun him around and around, and he became disoriented.
Wow. That gets my worst pun of the week award! :D
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tbaker2500 wrote:Wow. That gets my worst pun of the week award! :D
I am honored, sir. :)
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munsi wrote:It was only upon kneeling before Zod that I finally realized Zod had no intention of kneeling after me. I'd been tricked!
I've finally gotten around to going back and reading some of the older Twabbles from before I found this place and this one gave me a hearty laugh. :lol:
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Little Timmy's parents should really keep an eye on him; every one of his imaginary friends has died a mysterious death.
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“Enough negative entropy," the cat pleaded with Maxwell’s demon, “please don’t open Schrödinger's box a ninth time!”
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
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The world didn't end December 21, but I still believe the Maya apocalypse is nigh. I think they used the Julian calendar.
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(Im)perfect beings

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"I'm sorry, your genes are imperfect.”
“But Doctor that means-”
“Yes. I'm afraid so.”
“A fate worse than death - Earth.”
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JMiriah wrote:“Enough negative entropy," the cat pleaded with Maxwell’s demon, “please don’t open Schrödinger's box a ninth time!”
And suddenly I think of "Her Majesty's wizard"
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It came on suddenly. Amidst all the drunken New Year’s Eve revelers, no one noticed the zombies stumbling amongst them…
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ryuyosei wrote:“A fate worse than death - Earth.”
Buried alive, eh?

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Astroguyz wrote:It came on suddenly. Amidst all the drunken New Year’s Eve revelers, no one noticed the zombies stumbling amongst them…
That would be great cover!
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ryuyosei wrote:“A fate worse than death - Earth.”
Buried alive, eh?

Welcome aboard, ryuyosei!
I had more thought aliens sent to Earth because there was no place for them in their own gene pool. Buried alive is an interesting interpretation and I shall think on this one. (I think Valentine Michael Smith's speech patterns may be wearing off on me!)

And thank you! :)
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