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[ROU Killing Time]

Who knew that Jesus is a balding, myopic white-dude?

[strawman]

But...Wikipedia, ASID.
Wikifrakkinpedia!

Also, your picture omits Google holding Jesus in its hands. At least, Jesus' glasses should be Google glasses.

Nevertheless, thanks for the link.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Those are Google Glass -- the super high Def, mega bandwidth model. See how much bigger the "screen" is?

Sadly, the NSA now collects more info than he does, though.

PS: You should be asking why the holy light is on Jesus' left (literally sinister) side.

[strawman]

PS: You should be asking why the holy light is on Jesus' left (literally sinister) side.

No need to ask. Makes perfect sense:
Acts 2:33 Being therefore exalted at the right hand of God

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

It looked somewhat like a cat
and gave a "meow" most crabby.
But between the horn and tentacles
it damn-sure was no tabby.

[DireCari]

It looked somewhat like a cat
and gave a "meow" most crabby.
But between the horn and tentacles
it damn-sure was no tabby.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!

[ROU Killing Time]

It looked somewhat like a cat
and gave a "meow" most crabby.
But between the horn and tentacles
it damn-sure was no tabby.

I <3 Grumpy Cat. (Annoys the hell outta her.)

[natalieford]

Rolling around the place like a drunk. All I have taken in today is water. Good old Multiple Sclerosis. Going back to bed.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Rolling around the place like a drunk. All I have taken in today is water. Good old Multiple Sclerosis. Going back to bed.

Welcome aboard, natalieford!

I wonder why my post has not appeared on this thread… so I am posting it again:

All first-time posters have to be hand moderated. This is to allow ample time for the appropriate palm greasing block the spammers that get through the auto-checks every so often.

I don't think you're a spammer, but my palm is awfully light!

[Varda]

Lily screamed. Her baby boy snuggled into her lap, giggling - 8 tentacles where his arms should be. "Look, Ma, no hands!"

[eric_marsh]

The Google Glass "From Beyond" plugin was popular at first but the coder forgot that if we can see them they can see us too.

[eric_marsh]

Writing a Google Glass hypnotizing plugin is easy. That's why a nerd succeeded where so many mad scientists had failed.

[tbaker2500]

Writing a Google Glass hypnotizing plugin is easy. That's why a nerd succeeded where so many mad scientists had failed.

Oh, yeah! I likey.

[DireCari]

Lily screamed. Her baby boy snuggled into her lap, giggling - 8 tentacles where his arms should be. "Look, Ma, no hands!"

Ok, Varda...you inspired me.

Susie looked at her squid-lettes. Casual space sex hadn't been a good idea. At least she could keep them in the aquarium.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Ok, Varda...you inspired me.

Susie looked at her squid-lettes. Casual space sex hadn't been a good idea. At least she could keep them in the aquarium.

Stork Raving Dad:
About birth control, she had a misconception.
And, my mind was occupied by my huge *ahem*.
Meet our kid: Accident Jones.

Fun fact about space sex: The fluids expended, on one "money shot" cost upwards of $400 to $1000 to put into orbit (tax payer funded). That doesn't count the booze, or certain water-works, either.

[Varda]

Lily screamed. Her baby boy snuggled into her lap, giggling - 8 tentacles where his arms should be. "Look, Ma, no hands!"

Ok, Varda...you inspired me.

Susie looked at her squid-lettes. Casual space sex hadn't been a good idea. At least she could keep them in the aquarium.

Stork Raving Dad:
About birth control, she had a misconception.
And, my mind was occupied by my huge *ahem*.
Meet our kid: Accident Jones.

She'd been such a considerate lover, but when their baby burst through his chest, he swore off casual space sex for good.

[ROU Killing Time]

Ok, Varda...you inspired me.

Susie looked at her squid-lettes. Casual space sex hadn't been a good idea. At least she could keep them in the aquarium.

Stork Raving Dad:
About birth control, she had a misconception.
And, my mind was occupied by my huge *ahem*.
Meet our kid: Accident Jones.

Fun fact about space sex: The fluids expended, on one "money shot" cost upwards of $400 to $1000 to put into orbit (tax payer funded). That doesn't count the booze, or certain water-works, either.

My mom assured me I wasn't an accident, (but I was a big surprise.)

[DireCari]

It seems we are all agreed: you gotta watch out for those slippery aliens. There are, however, always some who have been around the asteroid belt:

The mirror said "lethal," but this was a casual date. Galaxina dialed her thigh-high mutant-tamer 5000's back to stun.

[strawman]

Fact is, many twabbles are not self-contained. They are single frames from a scene. That's the sense I have from this one, DireCari. It made me wonder if anyone could write a short story consisting of 100-character sentences. Then I thought it wouldn't be a very good short story because of pacing issues.

But what might be fun is trying it with a drabble. Call it double trouble, or twabble drabble.
See you guys in a week. I'm going in.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

The mirror said "lethal," but this was a casual date. Galaxina dialed her thigh-high mutant-tamer 5000's back to stun.

I can't decide if I should give a thumb's up for the Galaxina reference, or if I should sue for making me remember that movie.

It made me wonder if anyone could write a short story consisting of 100-character sentences. Then I thought it wouldn't be a very good short story because of pacing issues.

But what might be fun is trying it with a drabble. Call it double trouble, or twabble drabble.

There have been attempts to do this; several on this very forum. Occasionally, a twabble and a sequel succeed. In fact, two such pairs have "won" the twabble contest. But the twabble-drabble attempts have not been anything to sneeze at. (I include my own)