Birthday
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Birthday
Was Ayn Sauer's birthday today, so I wrote this for her.
Birthday
Richard turns 48 today, and just like every other day the lonely man wakes up in a cold, silent apartment. Nobody ever remembers Richard’s birthday; not his coworkers at the robotics lab, not even his elderly mother. He will go the entire day without a gift, a card, even a birthday wish. And so Richard decides it is time to make people remember this day.
His coworkers briefly wonder where he is, then panic when they notice it missing. His senile, old mother sees him on television, gliding over rooftops on a chrome-plated pterodactyl. She nods off back to sleep.
Birthday
Richard turns 48 today, and just like every other day the lonely man wakes up in a cold, silent apartment. Nobody ever remembers Richard’s birthday; not his coworkers at the robotics lab, not even his elderly mother. He will go the entire day without a gift, a card, even a birthday wish. And so Richard decides it is time to make people remember this day.
His coworkers briefly wonder where he is, then panic when they notice it missing. His senile, old mother sees him on television, gliding over rooftops on a chrome-plated pterodactyl. She nods off back to sleep.
"Give us all some Jelly"
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Great story. I hate it when that happens.
Happy birthday, Ayn.
Happy birthday, Ayn.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
Was doing the old "google yourself" thing just now, and this thread showed up. You can tell I haven't by the DC forums in awhile...
Thanks again, Norm. It was the best present I received. =)
And thanks for the wishes, TBaker.
Thanks again, Norm. It was the best present I received. =)
And thanks for the wishes, TBaker.
"she says 'I like long walks and sci-fi movies'"
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Well whadya know? Ayn's back!
Better watch your back, there are several new ladies vying for Norm's attention. These stalkers can be kinda protective of their "territory".
Better watch your back, there are several new ladies vying for Norm's attention. These stalkers can be kinda protective of their "territory".

You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
Hey, I don't have to vie--he seeks me out.
Our platonic relationship is strong!
I fell sadly behind on my drabblecasts for awhile, but I've been doing hour-long commutes for work recently, so I'm basically caught up now.

I fell sadly behind on my drabblecasts for awhile, but I've been doing hour-long commutes for work recently, so I'm basically caught up now.
"she says 'I like long walks and sci-fi movies'"
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Oh boy. You just painted a bullseye on your back.AynSavoy wrote:Hey, I don't have to vie--he seeks me out.![]()

You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
Stalkers!!!! Gotta love them. Really, there's no other option.
Hey Norm, you completely forgot MY birthday! Does that mean that our love is over? I was hoping you would one day jump on a plane, fly to teh Netherlandz and we could sing and play on the ukelele. I was kinda hoping that you would come with Hillary when she was here yesterday, but I didn't see you in the crowd.
Oh, but I'm talking about me again. Ayn, great that you're back, we need more femininity here. And happy belated birthdays :)
Hey Norm, you completely forgot MY birthday! Does that mean that our love is over? I was hoping you would one day jump on a plane, fly to teh Netherlandz and we could sing and play on the ukelele. I was kinda hoping that you would come with Hillary when she was here yesterday, but I didn't see you in the crowd.
Oh, but I'm talking about me again. Ayn, great that you're back, we need more femininity here. And happy belated birthdays :)
I'll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again.
Thanks, zZzacha! Let's show tbaker that the drabblecast ladies have female solidarity! No petty bickering for us.
"she says 'I like long walks and sci-fi movies'"
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LOL!!! Classic.normsherman wrote:Yah, no bickering, there's more than enough genetic material to go around.
The most important question, is he Drabblish?Ayn's getting married btw. Maybe she'll post a pic of her awesome ring.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Haha, I appreciate you're concern that he's the right guy for me. But never fear! He is drabblish (you'll believe me when you see the ring), and yes, he knows about Marbles (our cat doesn't, though). He designs video games for his livelihood.


(sucker punch! get it?)
You can find them at http://www.octopusme.etsy.com



(sucker punch! get it?)
You can find them at http://www.octopusme.etsy.com
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Wow, maybe we underestimated him. Congratulations, Ayn!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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To be fair, I had been raving about the ring for awhile, but I didn't know for sure he'd get it for me.
He previously worked on Vanguard: Saga of Heroes (Sony), and now works for TimeGate Studios which would be best known for Kohan... I'll go ahead and put in a plug for a game they're releasing this fall, Section 8. If you like Halo-type FPS games, you'll enjoy this one: http://www.joinsection8.com/
He previously worked on Vanguard: Saga of Heroes (Sony), and now works for TimeGate Studios which would be best known for Kohan... I'll go ahead and put in a plug for a game they're releasing this fall, Section 8. If you like Halo-type FPS games, you'll enjoy this one: http://www.joinsection8.com/
"she says 'I like long walks and sci-fi movies'"
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Section 8: I've heard of that. Like Starship Troopers (the book, not the movies). Dudes in powered armor skydiving from low orbit is always cool.
Unless you're the enemy, of course, in which case is would be somewhat less cool. 
Well, if your fiancé likes octopus rings, girls who write about eye-gouging and has a healthy regard for powered-armor skydiving, I'd say that adds up to a good reputation.


Well, if your fiancé likes octopus rings, girls who write about eye-gouging and has a healthy regard for powered-armor skydiving, I'd say that adds up to a good reputation.
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Well, he's glad to know he has the approval of the DB crew. 

"she says 'I like long walks and sci-fi movies'"
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