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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by TheBigBadG » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:47 am

Varda wrote:Concrete chunks broke in time to the hammers. Proud foremen dabbed their eyes with hankies. The Spalling Bee had begun.
Arf!

Feverish feline cries of suffering were everywhere. Blood sprayed from a careless scalpel. The spaying bee had begun.

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Post by swamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:46 pm

It has been a while, but here goes:

My old girlfriend said she slept like a baby. I didn't realize she meant she woke up every two hours lying in her own feces.

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Post by strawman » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:53 pm

Excellent, swamp. But advice from friends: could you please make that your old girlfriend?
Otherwise, you cast a very unpleasant aspersion on yourself.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by cranialwrench » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:04 am

Awake and unable to move, I saw my cheeks floating over the surgeon's shoulders. I was having an out of booty experience.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:26 am

cranialwrench wrote:Awake and unable to move, I saw my cheeks floating over the surgeon's shoulders. I was having an out of booty experience.
Fun!
But, be careful or that surgeon will get you, in the end.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:05 pm

John's buddy was an axe murderer, down on his luck. Now John is beside himself. He should've never offered to lend a hand.

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Post by cranialwrench » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:08 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
cranialwrench wrote:Awake and unable to move, I saw my cheeks floating over the surgeon's shoulders. I was having an out of booty experience.
Fun!
But, be careful or that surgeon will get you, in the end.
Seriously laughed my ass off at your comment! Glad it didn't float away this time...!

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Post by swamp » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:00 pm

strawman wrote:Excellent, swamp. But advice from friends: could you please make that your old girlfriend?
Otherwise, you cast a very unpleasant aspersion on yourself.
Good point. :lol: I was framing it has I just found this out and was telling a friend, but yes, I will change it so that you guys won't look at me funny and sniff when I come near.

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Post by Bejami » Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:21 pm

"Just take whatever you came for and get out," the clerk said. So he shouldn't have complained when I left with his skull.

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Post by cranialwrench » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:10 am

Red eyes froze me where I stood giant wings sprouting from the trunk of a body. I wish that he could take the dread with him.

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Post by strawman » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:42 pm

We talking about a looking glass here, Alice?
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Post by Cwpants » Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:03 pm

strawman wrote:We talking about a looking glass here, Alice?
Yes, sir! :mrgreen:
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My army of undead squirrels is really quite disappointing, but I guess I really shouldn't look a gift horde in the mouth.
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Post by Varda » Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:39 pm

TheBigBadG wrote: Arf!

Feverish feline cries of suffering were everywhere. Blood sprayed from a careless scalpel. The spaying bee had begun.
Why oh why did I let this Twabble-off drop this week?! My turn:

Jokes crack, fluids fly: Monday on the forums. Are we talking spit takes, or CENSORED here? The Splorting Bee had begun.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:48 am

My text editor's macros became sentient today. I tried to run the "Replace Bad Characters" script, & I barely survived.

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Post by tehmedus » Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:52 am

Walking through my life with a blindfold on and plugs in my ears. Not everyone can catch Breaking Bad on the night it airs.

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Post by Cymraeg » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:32 pm

I tossed back the bitter wine, the bloody sword still in my hand. The old man chuckled as he infiltrated my body. Wizards!

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:42 pm

Cymraeg wrote:...The old man chuckled as he infiltrated my body. Wizards!
He infiltrated your body; so you've got a wizard in your gizzard? :D

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Post by Bejami » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:38 pm

"Don't make me come down there," He called out to His creation. It took Armageddon for them to know it was no empty threat.

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