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tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:21 pm

Stalking Merit Badge. Wow!

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:41 pm

I never got the Stalking Merit Badge, but I did get some certificate for stalking...or maybe it was a subpoena, I keep getting those two confused.

Oh, and as for the Cub Scouts not having Merit Badges, they USED to, but they got rid of them when I told them "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges!"

Cutter McKay · Post by **Cutter McKay** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:12 am

The ranger scowled while Earl placed the fish back in the river, proving that Earl could fish it, but he couldn’t take it.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:23 am

Cutter McKay wrote:The ranger scowled while Earl placed the fish back in the river, proving that Earl could fish it, but he couldn’t take it.

Yeah, and the time before, Earl got his bass handed to him. He was beyond mad, he was streamed.

sigment · Post by **sigment** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:07 am

Don't Cry

With eyes closed I start to fall.
Slowly at first.
Muscles tense.
I see the light!
Anticipating impact.
SMACK, I am born!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:54 am

sigment wrote:With eyes closed I start to fall.
Slowly at first.
Muscles tense.
I see the light!
Anticipating impact.
SMACK, I am born!

Is that Dr. Smack or nurse Smack?

Good one.
Welcome aboard, Sigment!

sigment · Post by **sigment** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:48 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Is that Dr. Smack or nurse Smack?

Good one.
Welcome aboard, Sigment!

Oh, just a smack on the crack in the back! Thank you for the welcome, I'll leave one more for tonight...

You are always the second most important person in the prostitution industry, unless the customer does not come first.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:56 am

sigment wrote:You are always the second most important person in the prostitution industry, unless the customer does not come first.

Bwahahaha!

Damn. I shoulda thought of that one. Keep em, er, coming, Sigment!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:59 am

sigment wrote: You are always the second most important person in the prostitution industry, unless the customer does not come first.

A word shell game?
Er, the pea is under the... NOT!!!?
The second shock is shocked at the first shock?

jmctee · Post by **jmctee** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:35 am

Joe said, "I wish all my friends a very happy & prosperous new year!" And "Poof!", his third wish was gone... 2014 rocked!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:11 am

jmctee wrote:Joe said, "I wish all my friends a very happy & prosperous new year!" And "Poof!", his third wish was gone... 2014 rocked!

Nice wish.
Welcome aboard, jmctee!

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:59 am

"Take my heart, but please don't break it," she sang. I showed the jury it was intact, but they still convicted me anyway.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:37 am

In my house, the tradeoff to staying warm in the winter is some lousy meals. Dad insists we use every part of the Tauntaun.

(Stay warm, you guys!)

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:46 am

She got an "Open this end" tattoo
So I took her out of school.
With a chastity belt, the problem was dealt
& now I'M not cool?

Varda wrote:Dad insists we use every part of the Tauntaun.

That takes guts!

Cutter McKay · Post by **Cutter McKay** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:31 pm

Varda wrote:In my house, the tradeoff to staying warm in the winter is some lousy meals. Dad insists we use every part of the Tauntaun.

(Stay warm, you guys!)

What's worse, the taste or the smell?

Bejami wrote:"Take my heart, but please don't break it," she sang. I showed the jury it was intact, but they still convicted me anyway.

Love it.

sandrilde · Post by **sandrilde** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:52 pm

Hidden Depths

Sun glints off the surface; soft breezes stir up the waves. Mary strips to dive in and the lake snaps sharp teeth into her.

sigment · Post by **sigment** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:00 pm

Winter Garden
Dear ancient roly poly king, matured to stone and bone. You have outlived all the other things, and now you're all alone.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:02 pm

sandrilde wrote:Hidden Depths

Sun glints off the surface; soft breezes stir up the waves. Mary strips to dive in and the lake snaps sharp teeth into her.

Likes for clean, contrasting imagery.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:11 pm

sigment wrote:Winter Garden
Dear ancient roly poly king, matured to stone and bone. You have outlived all the other things, and now you're all alone.

A natural Ozymandias. But Shelley didn't mind couplets. It's a poem, right?
If you write it this way...

Dear ancient roly poly king
matured to stone and bone.
You have outlived all the other things,
and now you're all alone.

...you may decide to perfect the meter by deleting the unnecessary article in line 3.
I'd also consider "survived" instead of "outlived". Neither is exactly right to describe a dead thing, but as mummies "survive" as mummies, not "outlived".

Nevertheless, A+.

sandrilde · Post by **sandrilde** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:55 pm

Bejami wrote:"Take my heart, but please don't break it," she sang. I showed the jury it was intact, but they still convicted me anyway.

Awesome.

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