Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Stalking Merit Badge. Wow!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I never got the Stalking Merit Badge, but I did get some certificate for stalking...or maybe it was a subpoena, I keep getting those two confused.
Oh, and as for the Cub Scouts not having Merit Badges, they USED to, but they got rid of them when I told them "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges!"
Oh, and as for the Cub Scouts not having Merit Badges, they USED to, but they got rid of them when I told them "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges!"
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The ranger scowled while Earl placed the fish back in the river, proving that Earl could fish it, but he couldn’t take it.
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Yeah, and the time before, Earl got his bass handed to him. He was beyond mad, he was streamed.Cutter McKay wrote:The ranger scowled while Earl placed the fish back in the river, proving that Earl could fish it, but he couldn’t take it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Don't Cry
With eyes closed I start to fall.
Slowly at first.
Muscles tense.
I see the light!
Anticipating impact.
SMACK, I am born!
With eyes closed I start to fall.
Slowly at first.
Muscles tense.
I see the light!
Anticipating impact.
SMACK, I am born!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Is that Dr. Smack or nurse Smack?sigment wrote:With eyes closed I start to fall.
Slowly at first.
Muscles tense.
I see the light!
Anticipating impact.
SMACK, I am born!


Good one.
Welcome aboard, Sigment!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Oh, just a smack on the crack in the back! Thank you for the welcome, I'll leave one more for tonight...Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Is that Dr. Smack or nurse Smack?![]()
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Good one.
Welcome aboard, Sigment!
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Bwahahaha!sigment wrote:You are always the second most important person in the prostitution industry, unless the customer does not come first.

Damn. I shoulda thought of that one. Keep em, er, coming, Sigment!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
A word shell game?sigment wrote: You are always the second most important person in the prostitution industry, unless the customer does not come first.![]()
Er, the pea is under the... NOT!!!?
The second shock is shocked at the first shock?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Slip of the tongue...
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Nice wish.jmctee wrote:Joe said, "I wish all my friends a very happy & prosperous new year!" And "Poof!", his third wish was gone... 2014 rocked!
Welcome aboard, jmctee!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Take my heart, but please don't break it," she sang. I showed the jury it was intact, but they still convicted me anyway.
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In my house, the tradeoff to staying warm in the winter is some lousy meals. Dad insists we use every part of the Tauntaun.
(Stay warm, you guys!)
(Stay warm, you guys!)
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Father bother
She got an "Open this end" tattoo
So I took her out of school.
With a chastity belt, the problem was dealt
& now I'M not cool?
So I took her out of school.
With a chastity belt, the problem was dealt
& now I'M not cool?
That takes guts!Varda wrote:Dad insists we use every part of the Tauntaun.
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What's worse, the taste or the smell?Varda wrote:In my house, the tradeoff to staying warm in the winter is some lousy meals. Dad insists we use every part of the Tauntaun.
(Stay warm, you guys!)

Love it.Bejami wrote:"Take my heart, but please don't break it," she sang. I showed the jury it was intact, but they still convicted me anyway.
"You have not yet written your best work." -Tracy Hickman
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Hidden Depths
Sun glints off the surface; soft breezes stir up the waves. Mary strips to dive in and the lake snaps sharp teeth into her.
Sun glints off the surface; soft breezes stir up the waves. Mary strips to dive in and the lake snaps sharp teeth into her.
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Winter Garden
Dear ancient roly poly king, matured to stone and bone. You have outlived all the other things, and now you're all alone.
Dear ancient roly poly king, matured to stone and bone. You have outlived all the other things, and now you're all alone.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Likes for clean, contrasting imagery.sandrilde wrote:Hidden Depths
Sun glints off the surface; soft breezes stir up the waves. Mary strips to dive in and the lake snaps sharp teeth into her.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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A natural Ozymandias. But Shelley didn't mind couplets. It's a poem, right?sigment wrote:Winter Garden
Dear ancient roly poly king, matured to stone and bone. You have outlived all the other things, and now you're all alone.
If you write it this way...
Dear ancient roly poly king
matured to stone and bone.
You have outlived all the other things,
and now you're all alone.
...you may decide to perfect the meter by deleting the unnecessary article in line 3.
I'd also consider "survived" instead of "outlived". Neither is exactly right to describe a dead thing, but as mummies "survive" as mummies, not "outlived".
Nevertheless, A+.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Awesome.Bejami wrote:"Take my heart, but please don't break it," she sang. I showed the jury it was intact, but they still convicted me anyway.