Introducing Connor Choadsworth's competition?
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I sure don't know. I think the powers that be might have run out of beer by Snaketopus. He's probably with Charlie the Purple Giraffe.
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A battle of inner demons, Hmm sounds truly fun but To bring those weird moments out, you all would have to sign NDA's and I would have to get legal counsel to research the statute of limitations on SO MANY things.
I can barely fathom 'some Kingston Trio/young stockbroker type walking' into the Fillmore Auditorium bathroom while I was 'sucking on a red Pendleton shirt sleeve', let alone being caught by co-workers/supervisors, in the swamp, milking frogs. I could not even start to compete with the milking of frogs. How does he get his hands around the teats?
Or the fact he has been witnessed traveling HIS great psychedelic highway with a turtle brother that had an ass that tasted good! That is a whole new level of weird, having a turtle for a brother and he ATE him!
Swinging on a rope over a casino? Holy shit!
There are non-fictional stories that I have of providing personal security for punk rock stars and local celebrities. And the bank executives in Brazil while having my level of lysergic acid diethylamide boosted.
And the werewolves.
The second story hang off a capitol building in a state that ends in "A".
The snake that talked to me every Sunday morning while "observing and reporting" at a certain construction site.
The hobo style train ride across the state of California, juiced and careening off so many chemicals that I was lost for a week.
You vile succubi! Tempting me like this. I am still on probation and do not need to be writing confessions.
I can barely fathom 'some Kingston Trio/young stockbroker type walking' into the Fillmore Auditorium bathroom while I was 'sucking on a red Pendleton shirt sleeve', let alone being caught by co-workers/supervisors, in the swamp, milking frogs. I could not even start to compete with the milking of frogs. How does he get his hands around the teats?
Or the fact he has been witnessed traveling HIS great psychedelic highway with a turtle brother that had an ass that tasted good! That is a whole new level of weird, having a turtle for a brother and he ATE him!
Swinging on a rope over a casino? Holy shit!
There are non-fictional stories that I have of providing personal security for punk rock stars and local celebrities. And the bank executives in Brazil while having my level of lysergic acid diethylamide boosted.
And the werewolves.
The second story hang off a capitol building in a state that ends in "A".
The snake that talked to me every Sunday morning while "observing and reporting" at a certain construction site.
The hobo style train ride across the state of California, juiced and careening off so many chemicals that I was lost for a week.
You vile succubi! Tempting me like this. I am still on probation and do not need to be writing confessions.
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Re: Introducing Connor Choadsworth's competition?
I can see ROU and Varda and me fighting over who gets to be your cornerman, Rev.
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But do not let the Sheckysaurus sense your fear.
After all, Dude, you are Revelator.
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YES! YES, I WANT TO SEE THIS.strawman wrote:Seems to me that anyone willing, able and weird enough to draw out his or her inner demons into a match to win the DC title King of Weird Mountain might be truly worthy of the crown.
Fight, O demon armies of Rev and Shecky! Fiiiiiight!
Winner gets... er... whatever I've got in my pocketses?
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Lint?Varda wrote:YES! YES, I WANT TO SEE THIS.strawman wrote:Seems to me that anyone willing, able and weird enough to draw out his or her inner demons into a match to win the DC title King of Weird Mountain might be truly worthy of the crown.
Fight, O demon armies of Rev and Shecky! Fiiiiiight!
Winner gets... er... whatever I've got in my pocketses?
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Re: Introducing Connor Choadsworth's competition?
How about lunar dust bunnies? Like snow, no two alike; and they don't melt!ROU Killing Time wrote:Lint?Varda wrote: Winner gets... er... whatever I've got in my pocketses?
Trying to figure how Varda had one in her pocket, though...
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I wear Bottomless Adventurer's Pants, the kind they wear in RPGs that lets them carry around 15 full sets of armor at all times. 

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So Bottomless is not the same as drop-seat?Varda wrote:I wear Bottomless Adventurer's Pants, the kind they wear in RPGs that lets them carry around 15 full sets of armor at all times.
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No reason it can't be both, right?strawman wrote:So Bottomless is not the same as drop-seat?Varda wrote:I wear Bottomless Adventurer's Pants, the kind they wear in RPGs that lets them carry around 15 full sets of armor at all times.

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