Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

sigment · Post by **sigment** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:40 pm

strawman wrote: It's a poem, right?

Twabbles take up so little space and so very little time.
The least we can do, for the Doctor's grace, is to make 'em rhyme.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:43 pm

We have had a discussion on the awesomeness of rhyming twabbles. Kudos.

Jesus Cheeses · Post by **Jesus Cheeses** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:46 pm

Hello guys. Here's my first submission.
Re: Rhyming twabbles.

What do you mean rhyme?
Don't take my first born, please manitee.
Why must his name contain rhyme?
I'll name him after me.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:55 pm

Welcome to the forums, Jesus Cheeses! You Twabble Poets never cease to amaze and terrify me.

Jesus Cheeses · Post by **Jesus Cheeses** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:10 pm

Thank you Varda.
Here's one I prepared earlier.

Invaders from a red planet sent the Eiffel Tower running. The tripods vowed to destroy all quadrapods. "NO PRISONERS".

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:26 am

Jesus Cheeses wrote:Invaders from a red planet sent the Eiffel Tower running. The tripods vowed to destroy all quadrapods. "NO PRISONERS".

Nice 'un!

Do: the cash. A wad of cash.
Re: a guy who sharks me loans.
Mi: the chump with concrete shoes.
Fu: first half of my last word.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:00 am

Varda wrote:Do: the cash. A wad of cash.
Re: a guy who sharks me loans.
Mi: the chump with concrete shoes.
Fu: first half of my last word.

Sa-weet!

Struggled with the meter on the last line, but it works.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:08 am

I was called a prodigy, the best the school had seen.
So, I graduated and cursed it. I was very mean.
But, my record stands.

sigment · Post by **sigment** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:50 am

Jesus Cheeses wrote:
Invaders from a red planet sent the Eiffel Tower running. The tripods vowed to destroy all quadrapods. "NO PRISONERS".

I pictured that all kinds of wrong: The Eiffel Tower lifts her iron skirt to run faster!

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hos-"
How many times do I have to tell you? I AM ALLERGIC TO COCOA BUTTER!

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:28 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:Do: the cash. A wad of cash.
Re: a guy who sharks me loans.
Mi: the chump with concrete shoes.
Fu: first half of my last word.
Sa-weet!

Struggled with the meter on the last line, but it works.

The Twarce is strong in this one.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:50 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:Do: the cash. A wad of cash.
Re: a guy who sharks me loans.
Mi: the chump with concrete shoes.
Fu: first half of my last word.
Sa-weet!

Struggled with the meter on the last line, but it works.
The Twarce is strong in this one.

Thanks, y'all! It was originally a drabble and went all the way back to D'oh... but it was way, way too short, and there's really no way to pad something like this out and keep the meter.

sandrilde · Post by **sandrilde** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:53 pm

Ready or not....

He killed her three times before dinner. Hiding never helped. If only she'd asked how to leave the VR before plugging in.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:57 am

So hey, Happy New Year!

The Oracle at Delphi laughed "Oh yeah? Well, I told Oedipus he'd be known as a real Motherfucker for all of human history!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:09 am

Spindaddy wrote:The Oracle at Delphi laughed "Oh yeah? Well, I told Oedipus he'd be known as a real Motherfucker for all of human history!

Not bad but Grammar Nazi is enraged!

There is a missing comma (or period) and quotation mark.

Also, might be more fun if it was something like: "Short-sighted, MoFo".

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:06 am

If instead of periods, women had apostrophes...
Then, they'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.

afgrappin · Post by **afgrappin** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:04 pm

The doc said to eat 5 karats a day, for my eyesight. I'm broke now. Diamonds are an expensive habit.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:12 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:If instead of periods, women had apostrophes...
Then, they'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.

As it is, they're more like Obama. If you like your opinion, you can keep your opinion. Period.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:21 pm

afgrappin wrote:The doc said to eat 5 karats a day, for my eyesight. I'm broke now. Diamonds are an expensive habit.

Cute.
Alas, perhaps the eyesight is bad. That is far short of twabble length.

strawman wrote:As it is, they're more like Obama. If you like your opinion, you can keep your opinion. Period.

You forgot to include the "to yourself".

sigment · Post by **sigment** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:29 am

"She's going under," the captain bellowed over the intercom. "Kids and insects first! The squidmen will have to swim!"

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:18 pm

From the ICU, it's clear I should have cleaned the fridge. How could I have known eggnog could achieve sentience so fast?

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