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Post by JarodKAnderson » Fri May 23, 2014 10:45 pm

"But, I have a crab claw where my tongue should be. How can you love me?" asked Ed. "Well," said Sue, "you'll do in a pinch."

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Fri May 23, 2014 10:53 pm

After her husband's death the widow Pacman struggled. Pursued by the specters of her former life, she ate her feelings.

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Fri May 23, 2014 11:03 pm

In desperation, the balrog rolled a little silver ball at Gandalf. It was futile. Mithrandir was also a pinball wizard.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri May 23, 2014 11:04 pm

Genesius wrote:The witch added eye of Newt to the boiling cauldron, which explains the eyepatch Mr. Gingrich is often seen wearing now.
Hee hee...
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Post by JarodKAnderson » Fri May 23, 2014 11:05 pm

Genesius wrote:"Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper" said the ancient master. The insect ignored this and simply hopped away.
I have a favorite drink named after that bug... :)

Nice one.

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Post by PhineasQP » Sun May 25, 2014 1:45 am

JarodKAnderson wrote:The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.
I like this one so much I want to marry it. If it'll have me.
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Post by Bejami » Mon May 26, 2014 10:13 pm

Cinderella looked out across the water. Her attendance at tonight's island gala was dependent on her ferry godmother.

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Post by Bejami » Mon May 26, 2014 10:18 pm

The android proudly buttoned his tour guide uniform. His creators had hoped for better, but he passed the touring test.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 26, 2014 10:27 pm

Bejami wrote:Cinderella looked out across the water. Her attendance at tonight's island gala was dependent on her ferry godmother.
Fairy good.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue May 27, 2014 2:04 am

Nice ones, Bejami!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue May 27, 2014 7:55 am

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue May 27, 2014 3:32 pm

:D
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Post by emily » Tue May 27, 2014 10:22 pm

The dentist screamed at the eye peering from his patient's gum. He had gazed into the abscess and the abscess gazed back.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue May 27, 2014 10:24 pm

Nicely done! Very Drabblecast.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue May 27, 2014 10:47 pm

emily wrote:The dentist screamed at the eye peering from his patient's gum. He had gazed into the abscess and the abscess gazed back.
Sweet.
Possible titles:
  • Incisor
  • Malocclusion
  • "Eye Teeth" seems a little too on the nose. ;)

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Post by emily » Wed May 28, 2014 12:34 am

Heheh... "Eye Teeth"... that is just horrible. (in a good way of course) ;)

Thanks

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed May 28, 2014 2:34 am

I wonder what it is about this place that makes me feel less insane. Practically Norm'l in fact.

Great stuff, even if it only hurts when I laugh. ;-)

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Post by Genesius » Wed May 28, 2014 7:28 pm

The masochist cheerfully sat down to his breakfast, which consisted of a stack of paincakes and a big bowl of Razor Bran.

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Post by PhineasQP » Thu May 29, 2014 2:17 am

"Drac's so funny," the vampire told his pal. "Once when I was drinking, he made me laugh so hard blood shot out of my nose!"
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 30, 2014 6:27 am

As top banana in our resistance group, I executed 2 men for horseplay.
Gorilla warfare isn't monkey business, you know.

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