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JarodKAnderson · Post by **JarodKAnderson** » Fri May 23, 2014 10:45 pm

"But, I have a crab claw where my tongue should be. How can you love me?" asked Ed. "Well," said Sue, "you'll do in a pinch."

JarodKAnderson · Post by **JarodKAnderson** » Fri May 23, 2014 10:53 pm

After her husband's death the widow Pacman struggled. Pursued by the specters of her former life, she ate her feelings.

JarodKAnderson · Post by **JarodKAnderson** » Fri May 23, 2014 11:03 pm

In desperation, the balrog rolled a little silver ball at Gandalf. It was futile. Mithrandir was also a pinball wizard.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri May 23, 2014 11:04 pm

Genesius wrote:The witch added eye of Newt to the boiling cauldron, which explains the eyepatch Mr. Gingrich is often seen wearing now.

Hee hee...

JarodKAnderson · Post by **JarodKAnderson** » Fri May 23, 2014 11:05 pm

Genesius wrote:"Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper" said the ancient master. The insect ignored this and simply hopped away.

I have a favorite drink named after that bug...

Nice one.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Sun May 25, 2014 1:45 am

JarodKAnderson wrote:The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.

I like this one so much I want to marry it. If it'll have me.

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Mon May 26, 2014 10:13 pm

Cinderella looked out across the water. Her attendance at tonight's island gala was dependent on her ferry godmother.

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Mon May 26, 2014 10:18 pm

The android proudly buttoned his tour guide uniform. His creators had hoped for better, but he passed the touring test.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon May 26, 2014 10:27 pm

Bejami wrote:Cinderella looked out across the water. Her attendance at tonight's island gala was dependent on her ferry godmother.

Fairy good.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue May 27, 2014 2:04 am

Nice ones, Bejami!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue May 27, 2014 7:55 am

Few people know what's best for them
but I and my science do.
Once I trigger this little gem,
I'll be rich and you'll be goo.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue May 27, 2014 3:32 pm

emily · Post by **emily** » Tue May 27, 2014 10:22 pm

The dentist screamed at the eye peering from his patient's gum. He had gazed into the abscess and the abscess gazed back.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue May 27, 2014 10:24 pm

Nicely done! Very Drabblecast.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue May 27, 2014 10:47 pm

emily wrote:The dentist screamed at the eye peering from his patient's gum. He had gazed into the abscess and the abscess gazed back.

Sweet.
Possible titles:

Incisor
Malocclusion
"Eye Teeth" seems a little too on the nose.

emily · Post by **emily** » Wed May 28, 2014 12:34 am

Heheh... "Eye Teeth"... that is just horrible. (in a good way of course)

Thanks

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed May 28, 2014 2:34 am

I wonder what it is about this place that makes me feel less insane. Practically Norm'l in fact.

Great stuff, even if it only hurts when I laugh.

Keep it up, everyone.

Genesius · Post by **Genesius** » Wed May 28, 2014 7:28 pm

The masochist cheerfully sat down to his breakfast, which consisted of a stack of paincakes and a big bowl of Razor Bran.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Thu May 29, 2014 2:17 am

"Drac's so funny," the vampire told his pal. "Once when I was drinking, he made me laugh so hard blood shot out of my nose!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri May 30, 2014 6:27 am

As top banana in our resistance group, I executed 2 men for horseplay.
Gorilla warfare isn't monkey business, you know.

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