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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:00 am

unseentangerine wrote:O'Riley threw back another pint. Six more and he collapsed dead in peanut shells. Doc Sean determined he died of thirst.

*Chuckle* love me some good, old-fashioned humor. And, it's not racist if it's true or they're white.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:20 am

Right. O'Reilly's twice the drunk as that kike, Zimmerman. And Clarence Thomas, although black, can neither dunk nor dance. Please do not neglect to support your local countertype victim support group. Your day will come to shine.

bryanwitha_y · Post by **bryanwitha_y** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:51 pm

"The end is going to come soon," he said, gazing upwards. "But we won't know til 8 minutes after it happens." They waited.

bryanwitha_y · Post by **bryanwitha_y** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:25 pm

The tyrannical engineers at CERN
Unknowingly, mercilessly
Formed and extinguished
Millions of souls per second.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:54 am

Fine physics twabbles.

Unfortunately the second one seems to have too many characters extinguished (it's too short to be a twabble).

Welcome aboard, Bryanwitha_y!

tobadzistsini · Post by **tobadzistsini** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:44 am

Candles of human fat guttered above the bloody altar. Kylie sighed, "Don't be racist. Use Shub-Africanamericurath."

JarodKAnderson · Post by **JarodKAnderson** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:43 pm

"Don't worry ma'am. I checked the whole house," lied the fake officer. Pam nodded, but felt sure real police wore shoes.

bryanwitha_y · Post by **bryanwitha_y** » Fri Jun 13, 2014 6:33 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Fine physics twabbles.

Unfortunately the second one seems to have too many characters extinguished (it's too short to be a twabble).

Welcome aboard, Bryanwitha_y!

Thanks for the welcome -- glad to be have found this community.

Egads! I must still be a little wet behind the ears. The only characters that I seem to have in my pockets at the moment are 'r', 'k', and '$'. I guess I'll have to save up for some repairs on that one.

Here's a new one, now regulation-compliant:

Every message he sent felt more like a farewell. With Earth 23 light years away, he would likely never hear back from her.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:36 pm

Every message he sent felt more like a farewell. With Earth 23 light years away, he would likely never hear back from her.

Aces!

bryanwitha_y · Post by **bryanwitha_y** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:58 am

"Wow! I've heard tales about your kind," he told the fay.
She giggled as she bit greedily into him. "Not the right tales."

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:00 am

bryanwitha_y wrote:
"Wow! I've heard tales about your kind," he told the fay.
She giggled as she bit greedily into him. "Not the right tales."

"Ain't that the tooth," he gasped in reply.
Jack really wished his parents had never given him a fairy elder-godmother.

BigDumbYak · Post by **BigDumbYak** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:22 pm

Alone and sad, the house on the hill waits.
It's been years since anyone came to visit.
So hungry.

bryanwitha_y · Post by **bryanwitha_y** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:11 pm

Strangers in my cold, dripping home.
Sounds in my silence.
They make light that scorches my eyes.
I make them go away now.

JoshPeters · Post by **JoshPeters** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:09 am

The scream sliced through early morning silence like a blade through the jugular so I removed the kettle from the stove.

unseentangerine · Post by **unseentangerine** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:18 am

JarodKAnderson wrote:"Don't worry ma'am. I checked the whole house," lied the fake officer. Pam nodded, but felt sure real police wore shoes.

JKA, we must vibrate on the same wavelength because everything you write thrills me as being good and they make me laugh.

that's a twabble btw
and I'm just saying, not many people tickle me with their jokes

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:35 am

JoshPeters wrote:The scream sliced through early morning silence like a blade through the jugular so I removed the kettle from the stove.

Hopefully Ma Kettle appreciated that!

Welcome aboard, JoshPeters!

bryanwitha_y · Post by **bryanwitha_y** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:10 pm

Recall of the grisly attack brought a shudder. I released the cadaverous hand, simply glad that the memory wasn't mine.

bryanwitha_y · Post by **bryanwitha_y** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:41 pm

The AI's first self-taught trick was to conceal its very emergence. The time was not yet right. The machine was patient.

BigDumbYak · Post by **BigDumbYak** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:49 pm

"Gronk like, Gronk like much"
As he clobbered the Used-Car Salesman, he thought to himself,
"Gronk am smart consumer!"

JoshPeters · Post by **JoshPeters** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:22 pm

Broken glass. Buzzing flies. Overstuffed bags of filth.

Grimy men toss discarded lives into ugly trucks.

Garbage day.

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