*Chuckle* love me some good, old-fashioned humor. And, it's not racist if it's true or they're white.unseentangerine wrote:O'Riley threw back another pint. Six more and he collapsed dead in peanut shells. Doc Sean determined he died of thirst.

*Chuckle* love me some good, old-fashioned humor. And, it's not racist if it's true or they're white.unseentangerine wrote:O'Riley threw back another pint. Six more and he collapsed dead in peanut shells. Doc Sean determined he died of thirst.
Thanks for the welcome -- glad to be have found this community.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Fine physics twabbles.
Unfortunately the second one seems to have too many characters extinguished (it's too short to be a twabble).
Welcome aboard, Bryanwitha_y!
Aces!Every message he sent felt more like a farewell. With Earth 23 light years away, he would likely never hear back from her.
"Ain't that the tooth," he gasped in reply.bryanwitha_y wrote:
- "Wow! I've heard tales about your kind," he told the fay.
She giggled as she bit greedily into him. "Not the right tales."
JarodKAnderson wrote:"Don't worry ma'am. I checked the whole house," lied the fake officer. Pam nodded, but felt sure real police wore shoes.
Hopefully Ma Kettle appreciated that!JoshPeters wrote:The scream sliced through early morning silence like a blade through the jugular so I removed the kettle from the stove.