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JoshPeters · Post by **JoshPeters** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:43 pm

Seven wizards danced around a boiling cauldron casting their incantations until two words broke the spell.

Soup's on!

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:43 pm

Nice ones!

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:41 pm

Twabbler's Nightmare
or
8 Characters short of the best close EVER!

The dark place. The dark below the dark where sweat is born, void of all truth
where hope and punchlines will never exist.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:20 pm

bryanwitha_y wrote:The marionette boy dreamt of a world enveloped in string, from city to tree to cloud to moon. The freedom to fly anywhere.

I love a magic closer!

Caustic Reverie · Post by **Caustic Reverie** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:37 pm

Large birds screeched the intro to “Hotel California” yet again. Dan groaned. “Don’t you eagles know any other songs?”

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:22 pm

Caustic Reverie wrote:...“Don’t you eagles know any other songs?”

Don't say that! They get way worse when they break up.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:27 pm

The King ruled the land in a stormy rage. Since he'd found the Queen under the Knave. Perhaps peace was just a shuffle away

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:48 pm

Quantum Mechanics allows that cheese spread could materialize on a Ritz cracker out of nowhere but only in a pipedream.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:02 pm

The gentle curve of her back. The infinite roundness of her bottom.. wait a minute, did I just gendersize the number six?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:30 am

God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:50 am

strawman wrote:God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".

But, never mind that. St. John was able to understand (mostly) Modern English! (And modern number notation)

It's a miracle!

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:11 pm

strawman wrote:God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".

Does a voiceless entity actually have a tongue and soft palate? Can I actually use the the adjective 'fricative' to describe saying the word 'six' in my head? And why hell is the 'Spirit up-capped'? Help me straw man, these issues kept me up half the night.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:16 pm

MadeintheDark wrote: Does a voiceless entity actually have a tongue and soft palate?

It is actually the lack of a tongue and soft palate that is the most likely cause of the problem.

MadeintheDark wrote:Can I actually use the the adjective 'fricative' to describe saying the word 'six' in my head?

If you have a tongue and a soft palate, you probably can.

MadeintheDark wrote:And why hell is the 'Spirit up-capped'? Help me straw man, these issues kept me up half the night.

Why do you think angels dance on the head of pins?
[ "Quantum Gravity Treatment of the Angel Density Problem". Annals of Improbable Research. 2001. Retrieved 2013-05-10. See http://www.improbable.com/airchives/pap ... ls-7-3.htm ]

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:20 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: St. John was able to understand (mostly) Modern English! (And modern number notation)

English, God's official language since 1611.

dookiedan · Post by **dookiedan** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:44 pm

"Ah, vacation. Perfect. Tell me why everyone is wearing robes."
"That sign says Vatican, not vacation! Now bend over."

dookiedan · Post by **dookiedan** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:12 pm

The dating scene on Neptune was lame, but his last post had been great. Crazy chicks, real nuts. How he missed Mar's bars.

dookiedan · Post by **dookiedan** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:57 pm

The Mammoth Cave tour had taken a turn. As she hid from the beast Mary realized that extinction can be a matter of opinion.

I went there last week on vacation. An amazing place, but i saw no Mammoths. I did see a moth and did say "Ma'am", but no mammoths.

JarodKAnderson · Post by **JarodKAnderson** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:08 am

The black widow spider lied her way to a job as a lifeguard. She couldn't actually swim at all, even if she was web-footed.

goppie.grayce · Post by **goppie.grayce** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:10 am

"I feel nothing!" screamed the woman. Staring across the dark room at the man, still sitting, beside her headless body.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:38 am

goppie.grayce wrote:"I feel nothing!" screamed the woman. Staring across the dark room at the man, still sitting, beside her headless body.

Welcome aboard, goppie.grayce!
But, that's no way to get a head...

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