Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Seven wizards danced around a boiling cauldron casting their incantations until two words broke the spell.
Soup's on!
Soup's on!
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Nice ones!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Twabbler's Nightmare
or
8 Characters short of the best close EVER!
or
8 Characters short of the best close EVER!
The dark place. The dark below the dark where sweat is born, void of all truth
where hope and punchlines will never exist.
where hope and punchlines will never exist.
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bryanwitha_y wrote:The marionette boy dreamt of a world enveloped in string, from city to tree to cloud to moon. The freedom to fly anywhere.
I love a magic closer!
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Large birds screeched the intro to “Hotel California” yet again. Dan groaned. “Don’t you eagles know any other songs?”
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Don't say that! They get way worse when they break up.Caustic Reverie wrote:...“Don’t you eagles know any other songs?”

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The King ruled the land in a stormy rage. Since he'd found the Queen under the Knave. Perhaps peace was just a shuffle away
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Quantum Mechanics allows that cheese spread could materialize on a Ritz cracker out of nowhere but only in a pipedream.
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The gentle curve of her back. The infinite roundness of her bottom.. wait a minute, did I just gendersize the number six?
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God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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strawman wrote:God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".

But, never mind that. St. John was able to understand (mostly) Modern English! (And modern number notation)
It's a miracle!

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Does a voiceless entity actually have a tongue and soft palate? Can I actually use the the adjective 'fricative' to describe saying the word 'six' in my head? And why hell is the 'Spirit up-capped'? Help me straw man, these issues kept me up half the night.strawman wrote:God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".

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It is actually the lack of a tongue and soft palate that is the most likely cause of the problem.MadeintheDark wrote: Does a voiceless entity actually have a tongue and soft palate?
If you have a tongue and a soft palate, you probably can.MadeintheDark wrote:Can I actually use the the adjective 'fricative' to describe saying the word 'six' in my head?
Why do you think angels dance on the head of pins?MadeintheDark wrote:And why hell is the 'Spirit up-capped'? Help me straw man, these issues kept me up half the night.
[ "Quantum Gravity Treatment of the Angel Density Problem". Annals of Improbable Research. 2001. Retrieved 2013-05-10. See http://www.improbable.com/airchives/pap ... ls-7-3.htm ]
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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English, God's official language since 1611.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: St. John was able to understand (mostly) Modern English! (And modern number notation)
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Mean spirited religious twabble
"Ah, vacation. Perfect. Tell me why everyone is wearing robes."
"That sign says Vatican, not vacation! Now bend over."
"That sign says Vatican, not vacation! Now bend over."
Future relationships
The dating scene on Neptune was lame, but his last post had been great. Crazy chicks, real nuts. How he missed Mar's bars.


Old things new again
The Mammoth Cave tour had taken a turn. As she hid from the beast Mary realized that extinction can be a matter of opinion.
I went there last week on vacation. An amazing place, but i saw no Mammoths. I did see a moth and did say "Ma'am", but no mammoths.
I went there last week on vacation. An amazing place, but i saw no Mammoths. I did see a moth and did say "Ma'am", but no mammoths.
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The black widow spider lied her way to a job as a lifeguard. She couldn't actually swim at all, even if she was web-footed.
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Emotions
"I feel nothing!" screamed the woman. Staring across the dark room at the man, still sitting, beside her headless body.
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Welcome aboard, goppie.grayce!goppie.grayce wrote:"I feel nothing!" screamed the woman. Staring across the dark room at the man, still sitting, beside her headless body.
But, that's no way to get a head...
