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This is actually super fun, i should get a twitter.
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Just try not to post more than ASID (Algernon Sydney is Dead) and you should be fine.AbscessMinded wrote:I don't know if I am allowed to post more than one, but here goes
As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"

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Ha! Awesome!AbscessMinded wrote:I don't know if I am allowed to post more than one, but here goes
As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"
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A zombie with sore teeth sought the Undead Prophet, and he spoke these words, "Take heart. There will come soft brains."
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The zombie with sore teeth told his friends the Prophet's words. They replied, "Don't take hearts. They are too chewy."
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I'm resubmitting this one for inclusion next week (is that even a thing?)
As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"
and adding this one:
He knew it was what was on the inside that counted, but restless in bed, he couldn't help but wonder: what was it counting?
As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"
and adding this one:
He knew it was what was on the inside that counted, but restless in bed, he couldn't help but wonder: what was it counting?
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That's familiar. One more and we can declare a twabble-meme.unreliable narrator wrote:Curiosity trundled over the Martian surface detecting a soft squishing sensation under its tracks and a faint "Meow."
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Are you calling unreliable narrator a Meme Artist?Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:That's familiar. One more and we can declare a twabble-meme.unreliable narrator wrote:Curiosity trundled over the Martian surface detecting a soft squishing sensation under its tracks and a faint "Meow."

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I kissed my lover's lips, softly.
She parted them, giving me a toothy grin.
The only problem was I hadn't kissed her face.
We're all adults here, right?...Right?
She parted them, giving me a toothy grin.
The only problem was I hadn't kissed her face.
We're all adults here, right?...Right?
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I like it and, technically, no.
I had refrained from posting my own Vagina Dentata twabble, but that's mostly because it sucks (or is that "slurps"?). Yours is better.
I had refrained from posting my own Vagina Dentata twabble, but that's mostly because it sucks (or is that "slurps"?). Yours is better.
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Now that's a biting reply!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I like it and, technically, no.
I had refrained from posting my own Vagina Dentata twabble, but that's mostly because it sucks (or is that "slurps"?). Yours is better.
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Nah, just scraping by.
Have to keep my tongue in cheek(s) -- or else.
Have to keep my tongue in cheek(s) -- or else.
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Her husband on the bathroom floor, the chemist remembered why she shouldn't bring her work home-looks like mouth wash.
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Skirting the rim of propriety?Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Nah, just scraping by.
Have to keep my tongue in cheek(s) -- or else.
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People pass by, dismissing me as a bum. The truth is I've given up. Every life I repeat, I can't stop the world from ending.
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