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AbscessMinded · Post by **AbscessMinded** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:19 am

This is actually super fun, i should get a twitter.

I didn't mean to unleash the end times,I just wanted to awaken the forsaken elder gods, but when it rains it pours. Blood.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:43 pm

AbscessMinded wrote:I don't know if I am allowed to post more than one, but here goes

As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"

Just try not to post more than ASID (Algernon Sydney is Dead) and you should be fine.

Welcome to the forums.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:43 pm

AbscessMinded wrote:I don't know if I am allowed to post more than one, but here goes

As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"

Ha! Awesome!

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:29 pm

A zombie with sore teeth sought the Undead Prophet, and he spoke these words, "Take heart. There will come soft brains."

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:30 pm

The zombie with sore teeth told his friends the Prophet's words. They replied, "Don't take hearts. They are too chewy."

AbscessMinded · Post by **AbscessMinded** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 5:39 pm

I'm resubmitting this one for inclusion next week (is that even a thing?)

As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"

and adding this one:

He knew it was what was on the inside that counted, but restless in bed, he couldn't help but wonder: what was it counting?

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 5:21 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
dookiedan wrote:When he ironed the skin the noses were usually hard to flatten. But he was always happy to add a new friend to his face book.
Best. Use of Facebook. Ever.

I heartily agree! MOAR!

unreliable narrator · Post by **unreliable narrator** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 6:52 pm

Curiosity trundled over the Martian surface detecting a soft squishing sensation under its tracks and a faint "Meow."

unreliable narrator · Post by **unreliable narrator** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:21 pm

The flashbulb blinded Pickman in the gloom of his unlit studio as a greenish-black finger poised to take another image.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:56 pm

unreliable narrator wrote:Curiosity trundled over the Martian surface detecting a soft squishing sensation under its tracks and a faint "Meow."

That's familiar. One more and we can declare a twabble-meme.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:54 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
unreliable narrator wrote:Curiosity trundled over the Martian surface detecting a soft squishing sensation under its tracks and a faint "Meow."
That's familiar. One more and we can declare a twabble-meme.

Are you calling unreliable narrator a Meme Artist?

JoshPeters · Post by **JoshPeters** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:52 pm

Post apocalyptic feral musicians across South America search for the warehouse of lost vinyl, rumored Brazilian wax.

AbscessMinded · Post by **AbscessMinded** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:13 pm

I kissed my lover's lips, softly.
She parted them, giving me a toothy grin.
The only problem was I hadn't kissed her face.

We're all adults here, right?...Right?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:19 pm

I like it and, technically, no.

I had refrained from posting my own Vagina Dentata twabble, but that's mostly because it sucks (or is that "slurps"?). Yours is better.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:22 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I like it and, technically, no.

I had refrained from posting my own Vagina Dentata twabble, but that's mostly because it sucks (or is that "slurps"?). Yours is better.

Now that's a biting reply!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:45 pm

Nah, just scraping by.
Have to keep my tongue in cheek(s) -- or else.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:23 am

Code Brown

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:37 am

Her husband on the bathroom floor, the chemist remembered why she shouldn't bring her work home-looks like mouth wash.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:37 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Nah, just scraping by.
Have to keep my tongue in cheek(s) -- or else.

Skirting the rim of propriety?

bryanwitha_y · Post by **bryanwitha_y** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:29 am

People pass by, dismissing me as a bum. The truth is I've given up. Every life I repeat, I can't stop the world from ending.

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