“Seeing as you are new around here, let me give you a piece of advice: stay away from Gary. He’s one of them Samaritan types. Always with the ‘bless you’ and ‘hey, let me get that door for ya’ and ‘going on a lunch run, who wants Taco Bell?’. Geez, you can’t even walk by the guy without ‘im trying to do something nice for you.”
“Now I know it seems like I’m just being hard on a nice dude and all but, let me ask you something; ever had a grown man try and wipe your ass for you?”
Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)
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kentblue82
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Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)
"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." - Arthur C. Clarke
Re: Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Chairman Goodchild
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Re: Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)
Now there's a title that works well on multiple levels.
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Re: Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)
Bidet, mate!
Nice drabble!
Nice drabble!
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kentblue82
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Re: Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)
Thanks, all!
"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." - Arthur C. Clarke