It's never pleasant, but it must be done. After Mutley’s finished, I pull out a tiny plastic bag.
The fresh heat pressing against fingers is sickly, it takes concentration to keep my porridge down.
I stash the baggie next to the path. I’ll pick it up after our walk, senseless to carry it.
Not long after, enthusiastic footsteps approach.
“Hey I think you dropped this!”
The man plants the baggie in my palm then scurries away.
I’ve watched monkeys at the zoo and I gotta tell you, those little bastards are onto something.
My happy helper never sees it coming.
Steaming little baggie (Asshole Samaritan Theme)
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Steaming little baggie (Asshole Samaritan Theme)
Seriously though, my drabble is up there
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Re: Steaming little baggie (Asshole Samaritan Theme)
It took me a minute to see the meaning of the final two sentences... Nice.
And this is a great example of the Asshole Samaritan.
And this is a great example of the Asshole Samaritan.
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Re: Steaming little baggie (Asshole Samaritan Theme)
Still chortling as I type. Nice one! 

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Re: Steaming little baggie (Asshole Samaritan Theme)
@pondspider
@unreliable narrator
Thanks guys, I feel like my brain is starting to accept the drabble mentality,
sure beats that brain leech I was wearing before.
@unreliable narrator
Thanks guys, I feel like my brain is starting to accept the drabble mentality,
sure beats that brain leech I was wearing before.
Seriously though, my drabble is up there