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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by pondspider » Sat Nov 15, 2014 10:44 am

phyolhu wrote:It fits a little better without being so obvious about what befell our new expendable ambassador.:
Hello, I'm James and I've been appointed Ambassador to our new undead citizens. A hug, all of you? You sure are friendly!
Agree :) Bet that's been nagging at your brain... perfectionists, eh.

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Hole in one

Post by pondspider » Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:23 pm

Squatting in the sand, I clean up with handfuls of grass.
People will blame the wildlife.
Now, where did I leave the ball?

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Re: Hole in one

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:10 pm

You dropped your scat,
you monstrous rat,
upon my grass so green
a donation most obscene.
Now I'll shovel your head flat.

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Post by pondspider » Sun Nov 16, 2014 8:44 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:You dropped your scat,
you monstrous rat,
upon my grass so green
a donation most obscene.
Now I'll shovel your head flat.
Darn it! That's good :o

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Nov 16, 2014 9:15 am

Criminy! You're welcome. ;)

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Post by strawman » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:16 pm

An AABBA rhyme scheme?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by Nocturnist » Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:56 pm

On the eternal quest for love;

They call me mad
I'm not mad
Just disappointed
The monsters I create
Hours of genetic engineering
Why don't they love me?

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:51 am

Sister Mary Celeste wanted me to come to Jesus. I really tried to, but it didn't work out. I just couldn't get in the habit.

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Re: Hole in one

Post by SpareInch » Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:39 pm

pondspider wrote:Squatting in the sand, I clean up with handfuls of grass.
People will blame the wildlife.
Now, where did I leave the ball?

:lol:

This reminds me of an old 'Roger Melee, The man on The Telly' strip from Viz magazine, way back in the 80s. The frame showed a bunch of TV execs on a golf course, and one of them asks, "Hey, Where's Roger?"

And a speech bubble emerges from a sand bunker saying, "Hold on! I'm having a dump!"
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Post by pondspider » Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:04 pm

SpareInch wrote:This reminds me of an old 'Roger Melee, The man on The Telly' strip from Viz magazine, way back in the 80s. The frame showed a bunch of TV execs on a golf course, and one of them asks, "Hey, Where's Roger?"

And a speech bubble emerges from a sand bunker saying, "Hold on! I'm having a dump!"
Innocent, m'Lud ;)

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A full house

Post by pondspider » Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:20 pm

I know they're watching. Waiting, expectant, in the walls and ceiling.
I begin my performance, to rapturous applause.

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Post by plasticastle » Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:32 am

unreliable narrator wrote:There was chaos at the Coulrophobia Society's meeting last Friday when the news spread... the circus is coming to town. :shock:
Nice!
was listening to something on coulrophobia the other day and found this:
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Seriously though, my drabble is up there

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Just like home

Post by pondspider » Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:33 pm

The plumber confirmed a leak beneath the floor.
Sure enough, within months we had black mold and baby slugs on the walls.

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Post by The_Hol-Man » Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:35 pm

I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"

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Post by unreliable narrator » Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:52 pm

The_Hol-Man wrote:I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"
:D :D :D
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Post by The_Hol-Man » Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:26 am

unreliable narrator wrote:
The_Hol-Man wrote:I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"
:D :D :D
Thanks! :D

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Post by KateZiervogel » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:14 am

Alone in the clearing. The eerie silence hangs like moss from dead limbs. Solomly waiting for someone to depress a Cord.

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Post by WardB » Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:43 am

It's too late for me, I'm failing. Finding this you're now in peril. Quick, purge yourself with twelve warm teaspoons of

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:04 am

WardB wrote:It's too late for me, I'm failing. Finding this you're now in peril. Quick, purge yourself with twelve warm teaspoons of
Welcome aboard, WardB!

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