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Unless you are, like me, the funhouse.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Free rent. No solicitors. No noisy neighbors. Air-conditioning installed soon. It's not all bad, being buried alive.
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Reminds me of my first flat. Couldn't even turn around to scratch your bum. Not that I ever tried, you understand, but lesser people might have done.Monday wrote:Free rent. No solicitors. No noisy neighbors. Air-conditioning installed soon. It's not all bad, being buried alive.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
“Oh God, I'm pregnant!” Mary whispers, with hands folded and eyes closed.
“I know,” the Voice replies. “I put it there.”
(I hope no one finds that too offensive, even though it is technically religious. It just popped into my head as I was falling asleep the other night, and seeing as how it's the Christmas season, at least for some of us, I couldn't resist posting. My apologies if it's against the rules. Nothing worse than stepping in it with your very first post to a forum.)
“I know,” the Voice replies. “I put it there.”
(I hope no one finds that too offensive, even though it is technically religious. It just popped into my head as I was falling asleep the other night, and seeing as how it's the Christmas season, at least for some of us, I couldn't resist posting. My apologies if it's against the rules. Nothing worse than stepping in it with your very first post to a forum.)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Good one!Kestaa wrote:“Oh God, I'm pregnant!” Mary whispers, with hands folded and eyes closed.
“I know,” the Voice replies. “I put it there.”
Nice creep-factor with using "it" instead of "he" or (blasphemy) "she".
And, no, that twabble certainly isn't against the rules. And, I don't think it would offend anybody here. (DC denizens tend to either get a thick skin or get gone.)
Welcome aboard, Kestaa!
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He winced each time he pealed off a layer of flesh to use for parchment. That's what you get for being a writer at The Onion.
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Excellent technique. The onion juice should sting quite nicely without that pesky skin in the way!Squiddles wrote:He winced each time he pealed off a layer of flesh to use for parchment. That's what you get for being a writer at The Onion.

Welcome aboard, Squiddles!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Hah! Well done! Although shouldn't it be "peeled"?Squiddles wrote:He winced each time he pealed off a layer of flesh to use for parchment. That's what you get for being a writer at The Onion.
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Unless you're a bell.Monday wrote: Hah! Well done! Although shouldn't it be "peeled"?
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CNN just reported about a computer virus that tracks your internet habits and sends the data to a DNS near the North Pole.
Have a happy whatever you celebrate!
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The writing had faded on her inner arm.
The spell only had power when visible so she reached for a blade to bring it to life.
The spell only had power when visible so she reached for a blade to bring it to life.
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The first hundred of 2015, from the veld. Congrats!
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Lol #JaBoet lol
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The tick, tick, ticking. And the dong-cuckoos! A cranially implanted cuckoo clock seemed such a great idea at the time.
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My surgeon wasn't any good. When I awoke she asked, "How are you going to pay me?"
"I don't know, Doc. You left me stumped."
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Time passes
Another year closer to oblivion. A happy thought, indeed.
I think about the books I've bought but shall never ever read.
I think about the books I've bought but shall never ever read.
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Places I could have visited and food I might have tasted.
The times I could have kissed a girl. Sadly it's all been wasted.
The times I could have kissed a girl. Sadly it's all been wasted.
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Changes in perspective
Past triumphs seem so empty now. Did they ever really matter?
At middle-age I struggle daily, avoiding growing fatter.
At middle-age I struggle daily, avoiding growing fatter.
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Cake
And don't suggest, as others may, the need for exercise.
What time have I for such pursuits? There's cake before my eyes.
What time have I for such pursuits? There's cake before my eyes.