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miniscreams · Post by **miniscreams** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:26 pm

munsi wrote:"Let's agree to disagree." She told me, and we've disagreed about everything ever since. And it has been exhausting...

Too funny

zatatmando · Post by **zatatmando** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:46 pm

Happy Zombie Jesus Day Kids! Eat lots of Easter candy, because zombie Jesus is a diabetic. Remember "safety in sweets!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:56 am

On her death bed, Judy told me that she had never loved me.
Before then, neither of us had known that that was her death bed.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:49 am

The best stories come from personal experiences.

It's 3 am when I break into the morgue, hoping to cure my writers block.

AtemAndrew · Post by **AtemAndrew** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:01 am

He took a sip from the large Styrofoam cup, dropping it in horror when he realized it was not a Pepsi-cola, but it was diet.

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:23 pm

Loading .22 shells with rock salt made the annual fairy hunt safer, and the quality of trophies improved dramatically.

"Ripped from the headlines..."
-Paranormal experts hunt for Fairies at bottom of Royal Botanic Garden in Edinburgh
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird ... om-5419428

unreliable narrator · Post by **unreliable narrator** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:40 pm

The Mouse Olympics ended in tragedy today as an ill judged throw of the toffee hammer bludgeoned Stuart Little to death.

Cumbrous&Unlovely · Post by **Cumbrous&Unlovely** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:39 am

Smashed door, broken glass, and a few scales...investigators fanned out, but all anyone had to say to them was “Dagon”…

AtemAndrew · Post by **AtemAndrew** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:17 pm

I hear many whispers, filling my head, my ears, telling me sweet nothings and dark tales. But I had been deaf since birth.

Gixmo · Post by **Gixmo** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:07 pm

Cumbrous&Unlovely wrote:Smashed door, broken glass, and a few scales...investigators fanned out, but all anyone had to say to them was “Dagon”…

I love it!

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:35 pm

The buzzing in my ears was just an annoyance until the day that a fly flew out of one of them... and the buzzing didn't stop.

AtemAndrew · Post by **AtemAndrew** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:52 pm

As I sneezed, the green ooze shooting from my nose, I noticed that it had a face. It blinked at me, waved, and wandered off.

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:28 pm

As a werecat my senses improved. I now see what my tom sees when he stares into a corner, and you don't want to know about it.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:05 pm

AtemAndrew wrote:As I sneezed, the green ooze shooting from my nose, I noticed that it had a face. It blinked at me, waved, and wandered off.

I once had a booger that looked like Stephen Hawking. But with a normal voice.

AtemAndrew · Post by **AtemAndrew** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:23 pm

groomporter wrote:As a werecat my senses improved. I now see what my tom sees when he stares into a corner, and you don't want to know about it.

some cool ranch doritos will clear that right up.

VanillaConchShell · Post by **VanillaConchShell** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:36 am

I push the tentacles off me. It finally fell asleep. After returning to bed I snuggle into my squishy black love machine.

AtemAndrew · Post by **AtemAndrew** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:16 pm

He gulped, smiling. The coppery taste of blood filled his maw, his fangs retracting before he tasted the hint of garlic.

drewdidthis · Post by **drewdidthis** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:49 pm

Such a perfect love can't exist, he thought but didn't say in case it became true. But they heard and tomorrow it was gone.

drewdidthis · Post by **drewdidthis** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:51 pm

"I know how I think and this isn't me," His mouth said. The key to a perfect virtual reality prison is coding for insanity.

drewdidthis · Post by **drewdidthis** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:54 pm

She saw the bus coming. Saw the children in every seat. Too late to move. She apologized silently and went invulnerable.

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