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JeremySzal · Post by **JeremySzal** » Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:20 am

We've got some fantastic news for you today. You have the body of someone half your age. But it's growing inside your womb

Necronominom · Post by **Necronominom** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:28 am

Seven thousand embryonic scorpions is seven thousand too many embryonic scorpions to appear in my prenatal sonogram.

Gedankenexperiment · Post by **Gedankenexperiment** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:37 pm

It looked small, disturbingly out of place, and altogether too moist. "What is it?" He asked. "My heart" She responded.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:10 pm

No matter how many worlds you visit, there really isn’t any place quite like home. THRICE dAMN tHE gOD dAMNED DEATH STAR!

The_Hol-Man · Post by **The_Hol-Man** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:42 pm

Necronominom wrote:Seven thousand embryonic scorpions is seven thousand too many embryonic scorpions to appear in my prenatal sonogram.

Good one!

The_Hol-Man · Post by **The_Hol-Man** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:42 pm

SF fans hated when I named my food book "Thyme Travel," so I named my next one "Thyme and Pun-ishment." Here goes nothing!

Necronominom · Post by **Necronominom** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 6:53 am

They embraced as they gazed into the embers of their campfire. Branches creaked above. The wind hadn't blown for hours.

Nyx · Post by **Nyx** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:27 pm

Beautiful singing rang through the dismal halls. Clearly the stitches were not enough; surgery is now the only option.

pointingfloat · Post by **pointingfloat** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:53 pm

Inspired by an actual email subject line...

Even the seasoned forensic entomologists couldn't stomach it. This one tick melts away two pounds of belly fat per day!

Gedankenexperiment · Post by **Gedankenexperiment** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:07 pm

The biologist tightened the loose stopper on the vial. She was certain it was nothing. She told herself it would be fine.

jonathan.frana · Post by **jonathan.frana** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:31 am

100 people are attending my funeral.
100 people are mourning me.
100 people don't know I'm not dead, and I cannot scream.

jonathan.frana · Post by **jonathan.frana** » Sun May 01, 2016 7:51 am

At the butcher's, I buy tongue, liver, and ribs.
"I'm glad they legalized cannibalism," I say.
The tongue says nothing.

Kim McDougall · Post by **Kim McDougall** » Sun May 01, 2016 8:41 pm

All the world's a stagecoach & we are merely horses.
We're in the wheeler position, & that ain't mud flinging in our eyes.

jeff.karls · Post by **jeff.karls** » Tue May 03, 2016 5:15 am

My future rides on passing but I see it in his face.
"I'm very sorry", says St. Peter, "but you'll need to keep to the left".

rundlesten · Post by **rundlesten** » Mon May 09, 2016 4:36 pm

Joe had read there are 3 ways to escape when bound and underwater. Fighting panic, he desperately tried to discover one.

rundlesten · Post by **rundlesten** » Tue May 10, 2016 9:52 pm

He awoke on the run, squishing meaty globules. He looked down and screamed. In this nightmare place the hills have eyes.

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Fri May 13, 2016 4:24 pm

Still have this imp on my shoulder. Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance. I'll be fine. It only laughs when I hurt.

Auto_K · Post by **Auto_K** » Sat May 14, 2016 1:33 am

nevermore_66 wrote:Still have this imp on my shoulder. Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance. I'll be fine. It only laughs when I hurt.

*slow clap*

That's excellent.

Auto_K · Post by **Auto_K** » Sat May 14, 2016 1:39 am

There should be enough morphine. I can feel it moving inside me. The scalpel is dull...there should be enough morphine.

rundlesten · Post by **rundlesten** » Mon May 16, 2016 8:44 pm

Her tears fell on the scale.
He smiled, eyes glinting.
"How can I help you if you won't show me how morbidly obese you are?"

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