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We've got some fantastic news for you today. You have the body of someone half your age. But it's growing inside your womb
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Seven thousand embryonic scorpions is seven thousand too many embryonic scorpions to appear in my prenatal sonogram.
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It looked small, disturbingly out of place, and altogether too moist. "What is it?" He asked. "My heart" She responded.
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No matter how many worlds you visit, there really isn’t any place quite like home. THRICE dAMN tHE gOD dAMNED DEATH STAR!
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Good one!Necronominom wrote:Seven thousand embryonic scorpions is seven thousand too many embryonic scorpions to appear in my prenatal sonogram.
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SF fans hated when I named my food book "Thyme Travel," so I named my next one "Thyme and Pun-ishment." Here goes nothing!
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They embraced as they gazed into the embers of their campfire. Branches creaked above. The wind hadn't blown for hours.
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Beautiful singing rang through the dismal halls. Clearly the stitches were not enough; surgery is now the only option.
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Inspired by an actual email subject line...
Even the seasoned forensic entomologists couldn't stomach it. This one tick melts away two pounds of belly fat per day!
Even the seasoned forensic entomologists couldn't stomach it. This one tick melts away two pounds of belly fat per day!
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The biologist tightened the loose stopper on the vial. She was certain it was nothing. She told herself it would be fine.
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100 people are attending my funeral.
100 people are mourning me.
100 people don't know I'm not dead, and I cannot scream.
100 people are mourning me.
100 people don't know I'm not dead, and I cannot scream.
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At the butcher's, I buy tongue, liver, and ribs.
"I'm glad they legalized cannibalism," I say.
The tongue says nothing.
"I'm glad they legalized cannibalism," I say.
The tongue says nothing.
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All the world's a stagecoach & we are merely horses.
We're in the wheeler position, & that ain't mud flinging in our eyes.
We're in the wheeler position, & that ain't mud flinging in our eyes.
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The Test
My future rides on passing but I see it in his face.
"I'm very sorry", says St. Peter, "but you'll need to keep to the left".
"I'm very sorry", says St. Peter, "but you'll need to keep to the left".
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Joe had read there are 3 ways to escape when bound and underwater. Fighting panic, he desperately tried to discover one.
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He awoke on the run, squishing meaty globules. He looked down and screamed. In this nightmare place the hills have eyes.
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Still have this imp on my shoulder. Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance. I'll be fine. It only laughs when I hurt.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
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*slow clap*nevermore_66 wrote:Still have this imp on my shoulder. Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance. I'll be fine. It only laughs when I hurt.
That's excellent.
Never talking/Just keeps walking/
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There should be enough morphine. I can feel it moving inside me. The scalpel is dull...there should be enough morphine.
Never talking/Just keeps walking/
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Her tears fell on the scale.
He smiled, eyes glinting.
"How can I help you if you won't show me how morbidly obese you are?"
He smiled, eyes glinting.
"How can I help you if you won't show me how morbidly obese you are?"