Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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The singularity has come, though it takes the form of a black hole fired by an alien superweapon. It was nice knowing you.
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Would it be possible/fitting to fire whales and flower pots back at them, I wonder, before we disappear up our butt hole?
"The singularity has come, though it takes the form of a black hole fired by an alien superweapon. It was nice knowing you"
"The singularity has come, though it takes the form of a black hole fired by an alien superweapon. It was nice knowing you"
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"
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I'll have to talk to NASA about that
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After the war, the world was cold and barren. “Waste nothing,” I told my daughter as I lay dying. She had not eaten in days.
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People say everyone should keep a diary. I keep, and read, all of their diaries. "Dear diary, today I met the nicest man."
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Dear Diary
Dear Diary keeper. I'm afraid I've misled you terribly. You've succumbed to a fatal misapprehension. Im NOT a Nice man!
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The officer eyes my mocha. "No liquids allowed in the air." I blink. My wings bristle involuntarily. God, I hate the TSA.
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That skin tag you fiddle with? Sometimes it's the start of a skin zipper. You may be luckier: I'll never get it all back in.
(credit to Munsi!)
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Who's sorry now?
I thought it was all tucked away, but when I pulled up on that zipper, something got caught! Not sure who's unluckier now!
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"
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According to the local people, this singing rock is called, ‘The Boom Box,’ and their Queen created it by a kind of magic.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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I made the first incision, just as instructed. His screaming curtled my blood. I've yet to hear of a worst first autopsy.
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jonathan.frana wrote:I made the first incision, just as instructed. His screaming curtled my blood. I've yet to hear of a worst first autopsy.
Oh I don't know. At least you can be certain of what killed him.

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The First Time, ain't necessarily the Best!
Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!
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The ambush came in the form of RPGs fired from the rooftops. A copy of the Numenera Core book hit me the face. It was brutal.
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- You sure you want to go back? All these years’ memories will be lost.
- Not even a déjà vu?..
- Haven’t you already felt it?
- Not even a déjà vu?..
- Haven’t you already felt it?
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My first memories were of paper, of tender hands. So were my last, but no hands were kind then, it was fire who caught them.
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My mental image went from a terrified student, to Jeffery Combs with that.GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!

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That's more or less what I was aiming for!jonathan.frana wrote:My mental image went from a terrified student, to Jeffery Combs with that.GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!

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There was one thing for certain, though. Whichever choice he made, he'd be at least half right. Or maybe it was half left?clucas wrote:He was divided. Should he try and escape off of the altar,
or had the circular saw already gone in too deep for it to matter?
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"