This one also struck a chord with me (as an avid journal-keeper for 10+ years). Subtle yet chilling.GreatNorthernTroll wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:58 amDear Diary keeper. I'm afraid I've misled you terribly. You've succumbed to a fatal misapprehension. Im NOT a Nice man!
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...Zimmerman...
"We're all lying in the gutter. Some of us are just looking up at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
"We're all lying in the gutter. Some of us are just looking up at the stars."
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In the end the argument wasn’t about race or nationality. The final war was between the roboticists and the biologists.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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When geoengineering proved to be inadequate to save the Earth CRISPR viral aerosols were added to the Chemtrail mixes.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Great job!eric_marsh wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:00 pmEveryone’s IQ is Dropping Around The World and Scientists Can’t Figure Out Why.
But after a while nobody cared anyways.
http://mysticalraven.com/news/13876/eve ... re-out-why
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John eyed the elf on the cleaning shelf as he put the rat poison back. He’d have to wait to finish Santa’s special cookies.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little dove.
It's no wonder why I love
a breast so full of darkest meat,
feathers white—a tasty treat.
It's no wonder why I love
a breast so full of darkest meat,
feathers white—a tasty treat.
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Forgetful Fran suddenly remembered that there is no such thing as a witch just as her broom soared over the tallest tree.
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The board at the Light Factory were split 50/50 on making their latest model a wave or a particle... so they did it as both.
"I soddin' hate being misquoted..!" (Winston Churchill)
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Realizing "being good" would not end the neglect, Mike crossed into Maryland and aimed. Yes Santa, there IS a Virginia.
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This is just to say
The fruit of your lips
languish in the cold—
this lonely ice box...
I could not help but devour them
and relish every bite.
languish in the cold—
this lonely ice box...
I could not help but devour them
and relish every bite.
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Everyone else knew that Robbie was a literal bully... except me. I discovered it only after he hit me with the punchline.
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Placing a spoonful of Super Sugar Crisps to his lips, the opening mouth revealed that Sugar Bear had become… Gummy Bear.
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Smiling, I insert my tongue into the hole and gently twist it as I suck out all the cream... without damaging the Twinkie.
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When Santa found the letter from Mrs. Claus, he was heart broken... fortunately he hadn't tossed the naughty girl list.
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As you stand beneath the mistletoe, I embrace you and place my lips to your sweet neck. All I want this Christmas is blood.
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We counted down as the dwarven army stood at the ready. They attacked as the ball dropped... axes ringing in the new year.
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Alligator, alligator,
Taste me now or eat me later.
Your jaws so tough.
I like it rough.
Please send me now 2 meet my maker.
Taste me now or eat me later.
Your jaws so tough.
I like it rough.
Please send me now 2 meet my maker.
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If sanity is to see the world as it is we're all insane. But those who are sane know their insanity.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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U think U know
But U don't
It is worse than we thought
Our only chance is to leave Earth
If only we could speak to moss
It knows
But U don't
It is worse than we thought
Our only chance is to leave Earth
If only we could speak to moss
It knows
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3 days after Christmas and it still hadn't cleared up. Reluctantly, Santa called the doctor to look at his polarrhoids.