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ZimmermansWay · Post by **ZimmermansWay** » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:27 pm

GreatNorthernTroll wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:58 am
Dear Diary keeper. I'm afraid I've misled you terribly. You've succumbed to a fatal misapprehension. Im NOT a Nice man!

This one also struck a chord with me (as an avid journal-keeper for 10+ years). Subtle yet chilling.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:34 am

In the end the argument wasn’t about race or nationality. The final war was between the roboticists and the biologists.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sun Dec 16, 2018 10:18 am

When geoengineering proved to be inadequate to save the Earth CRISPR viral aerosols were added to the Chemtrail mixes.

lady lemonbalm · Post by **lady lemonbalm** » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:55 am

eric_marsh wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:00 pm
Everyone’s IQ is Dropping Around The World and Scientists Can’t Figure Out Why.

But after a while nobody cared anyways.

http://mysticalraven.com/news/13876/eve ... re-out-why

Great job!

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:16 pm

John eyed the elf on the cleaning shelf as he put the rat poison back. He’d have to wait to finish Santa’s special cookies.

peterpatter · Post by **peterpatter** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:14 am

Twinkle, twinkle, little dove.
It's no wonder why I love
a breast so full of darkest meat,
feathers white—a tasty treat.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:40 am

Forgetful Fran suddenly remembered that there is no such thing as a witch just as her broom soared over the tallest tree.

Wil · Post by **Wil** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:51 pm

The board at the Light Factory were split 50/50 on making their latest model a wave or a particle... so they did it as both.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:10 pm

Realizing "being good" would not end the neglect, Mike crossed into Maryland and aimed. Yes Santa, there IS a Virginia.

lady lemonbalm · Post by **lady lemonbalm** » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:39 am

The fruit of your lips
languish in the cold—
this lonely ice box...
I could not help but devour them
and relish every bite.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:22 am

Everyone else knew that Robbie was a literal bully... except me. I discovered it only after he hit me with the punchline.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Sat Dec 22, 2018 11:22 am

Placing a spoonful of Super Sugar Crisps to his lips, the opening mouth revealed that Sugar Bear had become… Gummy Bear.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Sun Dec 23, 2018 7:34 pm

Smiling, I insert my tongue into the hole and gently twist it as I suck out all the cream... without damaging the Twinkie.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Sun Dec 23, 2018 11:31 pm

When Santa found the letter from Mrs. Claus, he was heart broken... fortunately he hadn't tossed the naughty girl list.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:50 am

As you stand beneath the mistletoe, I embrace you and place my lips to your sweet neck. All I want this Christmas is blood.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:30 pm

We counted down as the dwarven army stood at the ready. They attacked as the ball dropped... axes ringing in the new year.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:36 am

Alligator, alligator,
Taste me now or eat me later.
Your jaws so tough.
I like it rough.
Please send me now 2 meet my maker.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:17 am

If sanity is to see the world as it is we're all insane. But those who are sane know their insanity.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:01 pm

U think U know
But U don't
It is worse than we thought
Our only chance is to leave Earth
If only we could speak to moss
It knows

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:56 am

3 days after Christmas and it still hadn't cleared up. Reluctantly, Santa called the doctor to look at his polarrhoids.

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