Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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CompSci 101 - Programming for Apocalypse

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Initialize Gort
DoWhile Humans_Exist
If AudioIn = “Klaatu Barada Nikto”
Run #Stand_Down
Else
Run #Kill_Humans
EndDo
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Chuckles the Clown wept as he wished he could fight the compulsion that lead to all of this carnage: there can only be fun.
"Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
"That is an excellent practice. But right now I'd suggest you concentrate on the Jabberwocky."
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USDZ?

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"2, 3, 5, 7, Zom-boy skips the others?" asked Tina.

"He'll eat 'em eventually," said Mother "he just prefers PRIME rib."
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Never alone

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Deep space is cold and dark, but it's not lonely.
I've got company.
Some are friendly, but these ghosts don't look human.
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Prophecies and Turtlenecks

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His coming is foretold by the spasm of senses long left unused.

"In darkness His scents waft.
Pumpkin Spice; all is lost"
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The Crisis

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The prey’s shoes pounded pavement. Zom-boy pursued.
Indeed, thought Mother, THESE are the times that try men’s soles.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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The nightmares! At first, Kat thought the garden kale was giving her indigestion. Until Muffin dug up the buried bones.
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Shouldn't Have Used So Much Cilantro

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I have created an elixir of life. Unfortunately, all the containers I've tried to store it in tell me it tastes like soap.
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Fetch

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When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
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You should be jailed for that

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Headline: K9 Squad Puts Bite on Killer
Reporter: How’d you do it, dogged persistence?
Officer: No, just common scents.
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Re: Fetch

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iwantanewsomething wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.
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Re: Fetch

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Ichabod wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm
iwantanewsomething wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.
Thanks Ichabod. Your "Comp Sci 101" is great.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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When Gregor awoke from a sixty year hibernation he found the SS Kafka forsaken. He had a panic attack and went back to bed.
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Who was that masked lycanthrope hunter?

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Expensive bullets, aye Tonto.
But settlers move ever westward
amidst things more dangerous
than renegades & outlaws.
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The Chase

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I flee through a dark deserted city
Alone but for echoes of my steps
My heart lurches
I've stopped, but the echoes have not
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Memory's the first to go

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Oh, it tickles, she giggled
The octogenarian vampire groaned
Forgotten dentures again
Once more he'd gummed things up
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Contract

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As he signs, he notices the "Payment Due" line has his name in it. "Is this a mistake?" he asks—the last thing he ever says.
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If Only...

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To arms went up the call,
Soldiers racing down the hall.
They scoop up firearms,
I'd still be alive if only I'd had two arms
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Sadness is when you wonder why there is no submission reply, then finding not all the emails arrive. Hotmail, give them.
Give me a book and coffee and you'll have me content awhile.
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Reflection

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"Come embrace me dear."
He's turned his back to the mirror now - How can his reflection be looking you straight in the eye?
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