Teeth
Teeth
As the insipid morning light filtered through the bedroom curtains Chad sat on the floor and wept. His hands held the blackened teeth which he had collected from his pillow and bedding. Inside his raw, empty mouth his tongue felt nothing but rotting stumps. Choking, he wretched up a bloody mess; the lining of his mouth which had sloughed off during his sleep.
In misery Chad remembered the night before. He had been out with his buddies, hanging out at the mall. He remembered drinking the can of Koca-Kola. He had had no idea.
Don't be a fool. Drink Pepsi!
In misery Chad remembered the night before. He had been out with his buddies, hanging out at the mall. He remembered drinking the can of Koca-Kola. He had had no idea.
Don't be a fool. Drink Pepsi!
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Re: Teeth
Good!
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Re: Teeth
I thought it was just a gross-out story until the very end, at which point it became quite funny. I imagine a couple of empty Coke cans sitting on the table by the bed, and the big Pepsi logo filling the screen at the end, accompanied by its happy jingle.
Advertise in this space!
Re: Teeth
Tweedy, surely you mean Koca-Kola cans?
Imagine this advert following Eric Marsh's zany META-BRAIN! META-BRAIN! META-BRAIN!
Imagine this advert following Eric Marsh's zany META-BRAIN! META-BRAIN! META-BRAIN!
Re: Teeth
Video! Video! Video!
We are two-dimensional characters talking about how to become three dimensional... wait a minute... seems I read something about that in a drabble or somewhere...
We are two-dimensional characters talking about how to become three dimensional... wait a minute... seems I read something about that in a drabble or somewhere...
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Re: Teeth
Hmm Strawman, hmmm.strawman wrote:Video! Video! Video!
We are two-dimensional characters talking about how to become three dimensional... wait a minute... seems I read something about that in a drabble or somewhere...
I think that there may be legs in hyper-aggressive advertising, it is the way of the future.
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Re: Teeth
Perpetuating the stereotypes regarding British dental hygiene, are we, Pheno? 

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Re: Teeth
I am perpetuating nothing. Whilst I may refuse to go to the dentist, my teeth are in tip-top condition. This is because I drink nothing but Pepsi Cola 

Re: Teeth
I hear it tastes twice as good if you swallow a Mento before you drink one.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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