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HPHovercraft
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Post by HPHovercraft » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:31 pm

For stealing ten cents the judge passed sentence. Now ten years hence it is only a past sentence. That is how my ten spent.
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Post by Vickster » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:21 pm

Martha's first big mistake was mixing love with lime. On our wedding night I went not to heaven but dissolved into slime.
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Post by tiredguy » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:33 am

The pot calls the kettle black.

And he calls the spatula Gary. The pot hates Gary and has plans to murder his whole family.
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Post by Vickster » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:08 am

Now that I'm dead, I'm losing hope; my prayers for resurrection go unanswered. I am the flesh that Herbert West rejects.
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Post by Suomy Nona » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:16 am

Timmy reread the candy heart, “U have my <3.” A tear ran down Sue’s cheek as he sharpened his scissors to collect her gift.
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Post by Suomy Nona » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:42 am

Mother doesn’t feel so well today. As I gently hold her hands in mine, I realize I have made an error in her mummification.
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