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HPHovercraft · Post by **HPHovercraft** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:31 pm

For stealing ten cents the judge passed sentence. Now ten years hence it is only a past sentence. That is how my ten spent.

Vickster · Post by **Vickster** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:21 pm

Martha's first big mistake was mixing love with lime. On our wedding night I went not to heaven but dissolved into slime.

tiredguy · Post by **tiredguy** » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:33 am

The pot calls the kettle black.

And he calls the spatula Gary. The pot hates Gary and has plans to murder his whole family.

Vickster · Post by **Vickster** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:08 am

Now that I'm dead, I'm losing hope; my prayers for resurrection go unanswered. I am the flesh that Herbert West rejects.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:16 am

Timmy reread the candy heart, “U have my <3.” A tear ran down Sue’s cheek as he sharpened his scissors to collect her gift.

Suomy Nona · Post by **Suomy Nona** » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:42 am

Mother doesn’t feel so well today. As I gently hold her hands in mine, I realize I have made an error in her mummification.

DiOptase · Post by **DiOptase** » Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:59 pm

Down in the hold, the writing man’s light grew dim. The wooden stage creaked as he drifted. Time to cast for the oolichan.

Soon · Post by **Soon** » Tue Feb 26, 2019 4:54 am

The concept of the the flu virus is beyond three year old reason. I feel sick dad. Yes. Your blood is filled with monsters.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Tue Feb 26, 2019 7:57 pm

She turned and smiled at him. He smiled back, looked her over, silently appraising what he could sell her body parts for.

Nia_Zolanski · Post by **Nia_Zolanski** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:43 am

“Hey cutie, Did it hurt? Ya know when you fell from heaven?” I wink at Lucifer as I enter the gates of hell. He’s not amused.

RabidRabbit · Post by **RabidRabbit** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:13 am

There is nothing as satisfying as the act of writing except, maybe, the act of stabbing yourself in the eye with a pencil.

Bummquatt · Post by **Bummquatt** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:39 pm

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Ho...ho...ho...

DiOptase · Post by **DiOptase** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:01 pm

The coffee is particularly bold and lively this morning. With every sip, it’s warm, wriggly proboscis snurfles my ear.

D00MSDAY · Post by **D00MSDAY** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:27 am

Nia_Zolanski wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:43 am
“Hey cutie, Did it hurt? Ya know when you fell from heaven?” I wink at Lucifer as I enter the gates of hell. He’s not amused.

I have read this one about five or six times now, and I laugh out loud every time. New favorite.

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:14 pm

"Will it hurt?" Wilbur asked.
Cheeks wet, Billy lifted the syringe "I tried to tell you. Horses aren't supposed to talk"

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:34 pm

Not even light escapes from a black hole and yet scientists gape at the message from an impossible signal: "See you soon"

DiOptase · Post by **DiOptase** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:21 am

The damp soil was heavy above him and solid at his back, but the breathing straw shifted and now Jimmy could see...light!

BigDumbYak · Post by **BigDumbYak** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:23 am

Monday was a good day.
The Sun rose, the birds sang, people laughed.
Friday would not be a good day for any of those things.

BigDumbYak · Post by **BigDumbYak** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:22 pm

The noise in my head grew louder with each passing day.
Soon I wouldn't be able to tell if the screams were me, or the demon.

BigDumbYak · Post by **BigDumbYak** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:44 am

Tuesday was the first day I woke up and didn't hear the ringing.
The neighbour's dog was really barking up a storm though.

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