Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
For stealing ten cents the judge passed sentence. Now ten years hence it is only a past sentence. That is how my ten spent.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Martha's first big mistake was mixing love with lime. On our wedding night I went not to heaven but dissolved into slime.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The pot calls the kettle black.
And he calls the spatula Gary. The pot hates Gary and has plans to murder his whole family.
And he calls the spatula Gary. The pot hates Gary and has plans to murder his whole family.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Now that I'm dead, I'm losing hope; my prayers for resurrection go unanswered. I am the flesh that Herbert West rejects.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Timmy reread the candy heart, “U have my <3.” A tear ran down Sue’s cheek as he sharpened his scissors to collect her gift.
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Mother doesn’t feel so well today. As I gently hold her hands in mine, I realize I have made an error in her mummification.