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CompSci 101 - Programming for Apocalypse

Post by Ichabod » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:26 pm

Initialize Gort
DoWhile Humans_Exist
If AudioIn = “Klaatu Barada Nikto”
Run #Stand_Down
Else
Run #Kill_Humans
EndDo

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Etaan » Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:00 am

Chuckles the Clown wept as he wished he could fight the compulsion that lead to all of this carnage: there can only be fun.
"Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
"That is an excellent practice. But right now I'd suggest you concentrate on the Jabberwocky."

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USDZ?

Post by Ichabod » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:20 pm

"2, 3, 5, 7, Zom-boy skips the others?" asked Tina.

"He'll eat 'em eventually," said Mother "he just prefers PRIME rib."

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Never alone

Post by BigDumbYak » Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:21 pm

Deep space is cold and dark, but it's not lonely.
I've got company.
Some are friendly, but these ghosts don't look human.

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Prophecies and Turtlenecks

Post by BigDumbYak » Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:49 pm

His coming is foretold by the spasm of senses long left unused.

"In darkness His scents waft.
Pumpkin Spice; all is lost"

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The Crisis

Post by Ichabod » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:00 pm

The prey’s shoes pounded pavement. Zom-boy pursued.
Indeed, thought Mother, THESE are the times that try men’s soles.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by kotsifas » Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:48 pm

The nightmares! At first, Kat thought the garden kale was giving her indigestion. Until Muffin dug up the buried bones.

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Shouldn't Have Used So Much Cilantro

Post by iwantanewsomething » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:42 pm

I have created an elixir of life. Unfortunately, all the containers I've tried to store it in tell me it tastes like soap.

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Fetch

Post by iwantanewsomething » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm

When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.

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You should be jailed for that

Post by Ichabod » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:45 pm

Headline: K9 Squad Puts Bite on Killer
Reporter: How’d you do it, dogged persistence?
Officer: No, just common scents.

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Re: Fetch

Post by Ichabod » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm

iwantanewsomething wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.

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Re: Fetch

Post by iwantanewsomething » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:54 am

Ichabod wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.
Thanks Ichabod. Your "Comp Sci 101" is great.

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