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Suomy Nona
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Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 am

iwantanewsomething wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
I like it. The new TANSTAAFL.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:39 am

Chipmunks rise & face the sky
& scream the Chipmunk Battle Cry
We’ll rule this world
& eat nuts too
& keep the humans in a zoo

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Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:53 am

Now I lie just 6 ft deep
To prey the night in which you sleep
If I rise before you wake
Best pray your lord will guide his stake

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Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:23 pm

Though once found infesting most cities, their numbers plummeted with the crypto-culinary craze for vampire steaks.

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Post by SgtCrispy » Mon Jun 22, 2020 8:18 pm

A weird little spider was hitching a ride on my windshield today.
A few weeks later, we all now hail our spider overlords.

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Post by iwantanewsomething » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:35 pm

Suomy Nona wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 am
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
I like it. The new TANSTAAFL.
Thanks Suomy Nona!

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Post by iwantanewsomething » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:37 pm

Her last owner is the first to tell her she's a good dog. She's been deaf for years, but he has hands, and he's a patient man.

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Summer’s End

Post by BigDumbYak » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:21 pm

The static hiss of the wind through the trees, the low drone of a lawnmower in the distance. Soon the growling will start.

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Post by iwantanewsomething » Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:19 pm

He kneels on the roof, gazing down at his victim. With a twitch of his fingers—crack!

It's not easy putting a pigeon down.

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Moonlit Serenade

Post by BigDumbYak » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:15 am

Darkness falls on the eastern front. The neighbourhood beasts begin their evening lament. Their howls drown mine out.

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Stockpile

Post by BigDumbYak » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:45 pm

All year Squirrel worked to build up his cache.
Fox laughed at him.
Too bad for fox.
It’ll be winter soon and war is coming.

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