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Algernon Sydney is Dead
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:15 pm
munsi wrote:Another example of life imitating Nicholas Cage.
A few good shows at first, and then a whole lot of suck? (And then you die.)
No thanks; pass the Metamucil.

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by ROU Killing Time » Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:23 pm
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:munsi wrote:Another example of life imitating Nicholas Cage.
A few good shows at first, and then a whole lot of suck? (And then you die.)
No thanks; pass the Metamucil.

That about sums it up.
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by Vela » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:07 am
Soon, I will find you and bring you to life, no matter what “they” say. Hungry? Fear not, love. Naysayers are quite tasty.
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by tbaker2500 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:53 pm
Vela wrote:Soon, I will find you and bring you to life, no matter what “they” say. Hungry? Fear not, love. Naysayers are quite tasty.
Nice opening twabble. Welcome to the forums Vela!
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by Travelin Corpse Feet » Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:06 pm
The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
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by tbaker2500 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:01 pm
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
Nice!

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by MattMooreWrites » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:06 pm
The tide again covering the G.W. Bridge’s lower deck, Tom regretted installing the lunar colony’s gravity enhancers.
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by seani » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:52 pm
Eventually he's dead. One anonymous punch from each of us was all it took. We quietly disperse. Until the next Flashmob.
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by strawman » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:06 pm
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
But they let us keep the whales?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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by ROU Killing Time » Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:16 pm
strawman wrote:Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
But they let us keep the whales?
Whale cheese > cow cheese.
Any day.
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by Travelin Corpse Feet » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:44 pm
Yeah, but it takes big big hands to milk a whale. And where are we going to get a bucket that size?
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by tbaker2500 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:28 pm
They use barrels. Any listener of Norm's music knows this. (Ballad of Jack Taylor.)
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by strawman » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:54 pm
I've been meaning to ask Norm something. Maybe you can tell me...
exactly where on the whale is the udder?
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:21 am
strawman wrote:Maybe you can tell me...
exactly where on the whale is the udder?
Udderneath, of course.
Milking a whale... Sounds suspiciously entendred.
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seani wrote:Eventually he's dead. One anonymous punch from each of us was all it took. We quietly disperse. Until the next Flashmob.
I see you've tapped into the SEIU server. Who's their next target?
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:27 am
Rajiv was not judged by the color of his skin, nor the content of his character.
The glowing red dot on his head marked him.
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by Travelin Corpse Feet » Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:39 am
strawman wrote:I've been meaning to ask Norm something. Maybe you can tell me...
exactly where on the whale is the udder?
Same place it would be on a ship.
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:24 am
Tom created the perfect tape, strong as steel and waterproof. It stuck to anything.
Alas, it wouldn't come off the roll.
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:17 am
Desperate, Pam dared Death to a competition.
But after a "brief" match, the Reaper gladly lost the wet T-shirt contest.
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by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:41 pm
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Desperate, Pam dared Death to a competition.
But after a "brief" match, the Reaper gladly lost the wet T-shirt contest.
Order of The Stick fan eh?

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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:09 pm
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:Order of The Stick fan eh?

Yeah, it's a good strip.
"Great artists steal!" Toscanini always said.
His wife always responded, "Because they can't pay the rent. Get a job."