Coulda used this awhile back.bell wrote:"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.
I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?
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"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ohms for the poor...bell wrote:"Singularity Left Me Behind," said a sign on a Sony vendomat.
I put a coin in its slot.
"Domo origato, Mr Roboto," it said.
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You had to go there.acpracht wrote:Ohms for the poor...bell wrote:"Singularity Left Me Behind," said a sign on a Sony vendomat.
I put a coin in its slot.
"Domo origato, Mr Roboto," it said.


"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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I feel you, bro.ROU Killing Time wrote:Coulda used this awhile back.bell wrote:"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.
I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?
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What would have been written.
What would have been written.
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Here I stand in the sight of God
to hitch myself to a comely broad.
But, the bruises on my face
tell me not to say that phrase.
to hitch myself to a comely broad.
But, the bruises on my face
tell me not to say that phrase.
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Without looking, she pointed a gun behind her.
"A widow always knows where her husband is," she said and shot the zombie.
"A widow always knows where her husband is," she said and shot the zombie.
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What would have been written.
What would have been written.
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You should have let her run off with the other you, man. Poetic justice.ROU Killing Time wrote:Coulda used this awhile back.bell wrote:"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.
I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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That's what the other me would have done.strawman wrote:You should have let her run off with the other you, man. Poetic justice.ROU Killing Time wrote:Coulda used this awhile back.bell wrote:"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.
I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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She took more than my name
"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.
"No sir, that's your wife."
Yea, I know... It's too 1950's.
Damn kids these days; can't even be properly sexist.
"No sir, that's your wife."
Yea, I know... It's too 1950's.
Damn kids these days; can't even be properly sexist.
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Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.
"No sir, that's your wife."
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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After posting his magnificent work he simply shot himself.
"This is good. Good stories should be true. Where is my gun?"
"This is good. Good stories should be true. Where is my gun?"
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Voter fraud? Not really. True, some of the names on his petition were dead people but why else put a necromancer on staff?
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Symptoms.strawman wrote:Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.
"No sir, that's your wife."
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Re: She took more than my name
Yikes! And we get to name them.ROU Killing Time wrote:Symptoms.strawman wrote:Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.
"No sir, that's your wife."
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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ROU Killing Time wrote:Symptoms.strawman wrote:Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.
"No sir, that's your wife."

Oh yes, I will be using this.

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Mishap at the Morgue
When performing the Post-Mortem, Pablo perforated his ambulatory appendage. This puncture poured out his poor life.
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"
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But... She Was Like, Perfect. Right?
she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"
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GreatNorthernTroll wrote:she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!
Thanks go out to Bell, for the inspiration. Now I challenge you Bell... Be inspired by the lyrics of Stiletto!
Yes... I Did comment on my own posting. So Sue me

"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"
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Promising but the punctuation and rhythm is off.GreatNorthernTroll wrote:she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!
Perhaps:
"She'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin',"
could be Billy Joel's fable, as produced by Joss Whedon.
It has proper punctuation and the rhythm is better (but still not quite right).
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Nope. We'll just add your email to both the DNC's and the RNC's "Verified donor" lists.GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Yes... I Did comment on my own posting. So Sue me
