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[ROU Killing Time]

"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.

I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?

Coulda used this awhile back.

[acpracht]

"Singularity Left Me Behind," said a sign on a Sony vendomat.

I put a coin in its slot.

"Domo origato, Mr Roboto," it said.

Ohms for the poor...

[ROU Killing Time]

"Singularity Left Me Behind," said a sign on a Sony vendomat.

I put a coin in its slot.

"Domo origato, Mr Roboto," it said.

Ohms for the poor...

You had to go there.

[bell]

"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.

I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?

Coulda used this awhile back.

I feel you, bro.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Here I stand in the sight of God
to hitch myself to a comely broad.
But, the bruises on my face
tell me not to say that phrase.

[bell]

Without looking, she pointed a gun behind her.

"A widow always knows where her husband is," she said and shot the zombie.

[strawman]

"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.

I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?

Coulda used this awhile back.

You should have let her run off with the other you, man. Poetic justice.

[ROU Killing Time]

"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.

I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?

Coulda used this awhile back.

You should have let her run off with the other you, man. Poetic justice.

That's what the other me would have done.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.

"No sir, that's your wife."

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Yea, I know... It's too 1950's.
Damn kids these days; can't even be properly sexist.

[strawman]

"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.

"No sir, that's your wife."

Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.

[drfromhell]

After posting his magnificent work he simply shot himself.
"This is good. Good stories should be true. Where is my gun?"

[bugjackbarron]

Voter fraud? Not really. True, some of the names on his petition were dead people but why else put a necromancer on staff?

[ROU Killing Time]

"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.

"No sir, that's your wife."

Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.

Symptoms.

[strawman]

"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.

"No sir, that's your wife."

Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.

Symptoms.

Yikes! And we get to name them.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.

"No sir, that's your wife."

Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.

Symptoms.

Oh yes, I will be using this.

[GreatNorthernTroll]

When performing the Post-Mortem, Pablo perforated his ambulatory appendage. This puncture poured out his poor life.

[GreatNorthernTroll]

she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!

[GreatNorthernTroll]

she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!

Thanks go out to Bell, for the inspiration. Now I challenge you Bell... Be inspired by the lyrics of Stiletto!

Yes... I Did comment on my own posting. So Sue me

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!

Promising but the punctuation and rhythm is off.

Perhaps:

"She'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin',"
could be Billy Joel's fable, as produced by Joss Whedon.

It has proper punctuation and the rhythm is better (but still not quite right).

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Yes... I Did comment on my own posting. So Sue me

Nope. We'll just add your email to both the DNC's and the RNC's "Verified donor" lists.