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Rhett Kahn · Post by **Rhett Kahn** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:16 am

I always said "Whenever one door closes, another door opens" but no one ever fixed it. And that is how my house got robbed.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:50 am

Rhett Kahn wrote:I always said "Whenever one door closes, another door opens" but no one ever fixed it. And that is how my house got robbed.

Nicely literal

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:11 am

Yes, the circle of life is so much more hummable when it's about a lion cub.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:16 am

With a mad thrill, he recorded his astounding discovery.
When frozen to absolute zero, butter did NOT melt in her mouth.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:24 pm

Morning mists. Dew-dropped cobwebs. Quinces rotting on the old bench. It all reminded him of his own death, so long ago.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:21 pm

After much work, Joe realized time travel is not only possible, but inevitable.
What is impossible is timeless travel.

jwaldron2508 · Post by **jwaldron2508** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:52 pm

I walk into the room to find dinner on the table
kids seated with Mom,
unfortunately I missed the camera crew in the window

jwaldron2508 · Post by **jwaldron2508** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:57 pm

With the sharper knife I had almost gotten to the irritant in my hand when you crossed my vision.
Then it was in my head too.

jwaldron2508 · Post by **jwaldron2508** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:06 am

Creaks from the ceiling moved in a distinct pattern to the stairs,
while my cats and I watched the wet stains grow darker.

jwaldron2508 · Post by **jwaldron2508** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:09 am

my arms feel backwards from the elbows down, but I guess that's normal after leaning through the mirror at the fun house.

jwaldron2508 · Post by **jwaldron2508** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:28 am

"By God man, you're loud enough to wake the dead!"
she cried angrily
even as I did my best slow my cellular disintegration

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:31 am

"And then right before she hangs up, she says 'I can't wait to have you inside me.' Great, right?"
"No, she's a cannibal!"

jwaldron2508 · Post by **jwaldron2508** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:37 am

The older I get, the grumpier I get.
I'm told "Age with grace"
but I find her aim with the cricket bat just keeps improving.

jwaldron2508 · Post by **jwaldron2508** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:38 am

Spindaddy wrote:"And then right before she hangs up, she says 'I can't wait to have you inside me.' Great, right?"
"No, she's a cannibal!"

at least it wasn't in person...

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:41 am

jwaldron2508 wrote:my arms feel backwards from the elbows down, but I guess that's normal after leaning through the mirror at the fun house.

I can see that happening!

CapitaliZe tHe fiRst wOrd, Though.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:19 am

Below me, the hunting ground.
Wind in my face, I hang. Searching.
There. Movement.
Fast to the ground.
My young eat well.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:31 pm

Endless struggle for life. Tribe becomes smaller.
Many dry years. Once rich forest gone.
Leave ancient home. Survive.

Rhett Kahn · Post by **Rhett Kahn** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:29 am

At the crescendo of his cruelty, he rotted away and died. The portrait of Dorian Button became that of a newborn baby boy.

MonsieurMoustache · Post by **MonsieurMoustache** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:59 am

He was jealous of his girlfriend, who never got sick. He was sure she'd outlive him. Then the Re:ELLE computer virus hit.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 3:01 pm

Forms combine and break apart, only to rejoin. Again and again.
What is that place where I gasp for breath, above the sky?

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