Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Design flaw...
I always said "Whenever one door closes, another door opens" but no one ever fixed it. And that is how my house got robbed.
“As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.”
― Jack Handy
― Jack Handy
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Re: Design flaw...
Nicely literalRhett Kahn wrote:I always said "Whenever one door closes, another door opens" but no one ever fixed it. And that is how my house got robbed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Yes, the circle of life is so much more hummable when it's about a lion cub.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Cold confusion
With a mad thrill, he recorded his astounding discovery.
When frozen to absolute zero, butter did NOT melt in her mouth.
When frozen to absolute zero, butter did NOT melt in her mouth.
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Comforting familiarity
Morning mists. Dew-dropped cobwebs. Quinces rotting on the old bench. It all reminded him of his own death, so long ago.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
After much work, Joe realized time travel is not only possible, but inevitable.
What is impossible is timeless travel.
What is impossible is timeless travel.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I walk into the room to find dinner on the table
kids seated with Mom,
unfortunately I missed the camera crew in the window
kids seated with Mom,
unfortunately I missed the camera crew in the window
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
With the sharper knife I had almost gotten to the irritant in my hand when you crossed my vision.
Then it was in my head too.
Then it was in my head too.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Creaks from the ceiling moved in a distinct pattern to the stairs,
while my cats and I watched the wet stains grow darker.
while my cats and I watched the wet stains grow darker.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
my arms feel backwards from the elbows down, but I guess that's normal after leaning through the mirror at the fun house.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"By God man, you're loud enough to wake the dead!"
she cried angrily
even as I did my best slow my cellular disintegration
she cried angrily
even as I did my best slow my cellular disintegration
Dinner Date?
"And then right before she hangs up, she says 'I can't wait to have you inside me.' Great, right?"
"No, she's a cannibal!"
"No, she's a cannibal!"
I'm not Evil. I'm Corporate.
Zombie Catfish.
Zombie Catfish.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The older I get, the grumpier I get.
I'm told "Age with grace"
but I find her aim with the cricket bat just keeps improving.

I'm told "Age with grace"
but I find her aim with the cricket bat just keeps improving.

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Re: Dinner Date?
Spindaddy wrote:"And then right before she hangs up, she says 'I can't wait to have you inside me.' Great, right?"
"No, she's a cannibal!"
at least it wasn't in person...
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I can see that happening!jwaldron2508 wrote:my arms feel backwards from the elbows down, but I guess that's normal after leaning through the mirror at the fun house.

CapitaliZe tHe fiRst wOrd, Though.

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Hunter
Below me, the hunting ground.
Wind in my face, I hang. Searching.
There. Movement.
Fast to the ground.
My young eat well.
Wind in my face, I hang. Searching.
There. Movement.
Fast to the ground.
My young eat well.
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Stepping out
Endless struggle for life. Tribe becomes smaller.
Many dry years. Once rich forest gone.
Leave ancient home. Survive.
Many dry years. Once rich forest gone.
Leave ancient home. Survive.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
At the crescendo of his cruelty, he rotted away and died. The portrait of Dorian Button became that of a newborn baby boy.
“As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.”
― Jack Handy
― Jack Handy
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
He was jealous of his girlfriend, who never got sick. He was sure she'd outlive him. Then the Re:ELLE computer virus hit.
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Viewed from below
Forms combine and break apart, only to rejoin. Again and again.
What is that place where I gasp for breath, above the sky?
What is that place where I gasp for breath, above the sky?