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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:57 am

oliver wrote:My first Drabblecast forum entry.
Seemed right to start with a twabble.

Some fine twabbles, Oliver. Welcome to the DC forums!

I've cooked a pair of eyes to dine on.
My meal smells particularly good tonight.
Sadly, I cannot seem to find my utensils.
Any thoughts...?
This one smacks (heh, heh, get it? :roll: ) of that old camp song...
"... And me without a spoon!"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Nov 09, 2014 6:01 pm

oliver wrote:My first Drabblecast forum entry.
Seemed right to start with a twabble. Here goes nothing:

I've cooked a pair of eyes to dine on.
My meal smells particularly good tonight.
Sadly, I cannot seem to find my utensils.

Any thoughts...?
Welcome to the DC forums.

Hope that dinner is finger-lickin good.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:13 am

oliver wrote: Sadly, I cannot seem to find my utensils.

Any thoughts...?
Sorry, had brain for lunch.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Chairman Goodchild » Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:14 pm

Mankind finally achieved world peace when cats everywhere started infecting their masters with Toxoplasma Ghandii.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:14 pm

Toxoplasma Ghandii being a plasma the practices nonviolent resistance?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by phyolhu » Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:56 pm

Hello, I've been appointed Ambassador to our new undead citizens. A hug, all of you? You sure are friendlyooohhhagghh!
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Distracted

Post by pondspider » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:51 pm

Ten years in the cold vacuum. Audacious mission to rendezvous with relic of early Solar System. Did you turn off the gas?
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Misunderstood

Post by pondspider » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:59 pm

It circles, ever closer. Small piece descends to greet us, but pierces our skin! Not the friend we imagined. Aggressor!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:35 pm

phyolhu wrote:
Hello, I've been appointed Ambassador to our new undead citizens. A hug, all of you? You sure are friendlyooohhhagghh!
Since you're new, we'll be lenient here. But please ask yourself if it is moral to achieve exactly 100 characters with words like ooohhhagghh.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by pondspider » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:37 pm

strawman wrote:... please ask yourself if it is moral to achieve exactly 100 characters with words like ooohhhagghh.
Since when did Twabbling have a moral code? :roll:
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Post by strawman » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:41 pm

pondspider wrote:
strawman wrote:... please ask yourself if it is moral to achieve exactly 100 characters with words like ooohhhagghh.
Since when did Twabbling have a moral code? :roll:
It's part of Natural Law.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:58 pm

strawman wrote:
phyolhu wrote:
Hello, I've been appointed Ambassador to our new undead citizens. A hug, all of you? You sure are friendlyooohhhagghh!
Since you're new, we'll be lenient here. But please ask yourself if it is moral to achieve exactly 100 characters with words like ooohhhagghh.
Hey! No need to beat up on the newbies. (That's *my* job!)
Why don't you two hug it out.

Welcome aboard, Phyolhu!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by phyolhu » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:07 pm

Big hug, strawman, I’m not infectious yet.

I admit, I did cut the terrified scream at the end down, since it was a few characters too long. (It should probably get capitalized near the end for emphasis.)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:07 am

*facepalm*
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Chairman Goodchild » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:33 am

strawman wrote:Toxoplasma Ghandii being a plasma the practices nonviolent resistance?
Toxoplasma Gondii is a bacterial parasite passed from cats to humans, and it's been accused of altering human behavior. There was a Drabble on it on p328, which served to inspire this Drabble.
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Post by Chairman Goodchild » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:35 am

Rhett Kahn wrote:At the crescendo of his cruelty, he rotted away and died. The portrait of Dorian Button became that of a newborn baby boy.
No one commented on this one. I think it deserves it. This one was good, and I did a double-take before I got it.
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Consequences

Post by pondspider » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:30 pm

Many argued it was a natural climate cycle, of no concern.
We, their grandchildren, look out on a bleak and broken world.
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Tough times

Post by pondspider » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:35 pm

In former times we fought wars over mineral resources.
Now we fight for fresh water, for dry land, and for our very lives.
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A Trouble Shared

Post by pondspider » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:59 pm

It was like "The Day The Earth Stood Still" but without the aliens. Just a global realisation that we're totally fucked.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by phyolhu » Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:01 pm

It fits a little better without being so obvious about what befell our new expendable ambassador.:
Hello, I'm James and I've been appointed Ambassador to our new undead citizens. A hug, all of you? You sure are friendly!
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