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[pondspider]

It fits a little better without being so obvious about what befell our new expendable ambassador.:

Hello, I'm James and I've been appointed Ambassador to our new undead citizens. A hug, all of you? You sure are friendly!

Agree Bet that's been nagging at your brain... perfectionists, eh.

[pondspider]

Squatting in the sand, I clean up with handfuls of grass.
People will blame the wildlife.
Now, where did I leave the ball?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

You dropped your scat,
you monstrous rat,
upon my grass so green
a donation most obscene.
Now I'll shovel your head flat.

[pondspider]

You dropped your scat,
you monstrous rat,
upon my grass so green
a donation most obscene.
Now I'll shovel your head flat.

Darn it! That's good

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Criminy! You're welcome.

[strawman]

An AABBA rhyme scheme?

[Nocturnist]

On the eternal quest for love;

They call me mad
I'm not mad
Just disappointed
The monsters I create
Hours of genetic engineering
Why don't they love me?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Sister Mary Celeste wanted me to come to Jesus. I really tried to, but it didn't work out. I just couldn't get in the habit.

[SpareInch]

Squatting in the sand, I clean up with handfuls of grass.
People will blame the wildlife.
Now, where did I leave the ball?

This reminds me of an old 'Roger Melee, The man on The Telly' strip from Viz magazine, way back in the 80s. The frame showed a bunch of TV execs on a golf course, and one of them asks, "Hey, Where's Roger?"

And a speech bubble emerges from a sand bunker saying, "Hold on! I'm having a dump!"

[pondspider]

This reminds me of an old 'Roger Melee, The man on The Telly' strip from Viz magazine, way back in the 80s. The frame showed a bunch of TV execs on a golf course, and one of them asks, "Hey, Where's Roger?"

And a speech bubble emerges from a sand bunker saying, "Hold on! I'm having a dump!"

Innocent, m'Lud

[pondspider]

I know they're watching. Waiting, expectant, in the walls and ceiling.
I begin my performance, to rapturous applause.

[plasticastle]

There was chaos at the Coulrophobia Society's meeting last Friday when the news spread... the circus is coming to town.

Nice!
was listening to something on coulrophobia the other day and found this:

[pondspider]

The plumber confirmed a leak beneath the floor.
Sure enough, within months we had black mold and baby slugs on the walls.

[The_Hol-Man]

I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"

[unreliable narrator]

I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"

[The_Hol-Man]

I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"

Thanks!

[KateZiervogel]

Alone in the clearing. The eerie silence hangs like moss from dead limbs. Solomly waiting for someone to depress a Cord.

[WardB]

It's too late for me, I'm failing. Finding this you're now in peril. Quick, purge yourself with twelve warm teaspoons of

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

It's too late for me, I'm failing. Finding this you're now in peril. Quick, purge yourself with twelve warm teaspoons of

Welcome aboard, WardB!

[groomporter]

Apple issued a recall of iCars following the discovery of a virus causing them to drive to the nearest adult superstore.