Agreephyolhu wrote:It fits a little better without being so obvious about what befell our new expendable ambassador.:
Hello, I'm James and I've been appointed Ambassador to our new undead citizens. A hug, all of you? You sure are friendly!

Agreephyolhu wrote:It fits a little better without being so obvious about what befell our new expendable ambassador.:
Hello, I'm James and I've been appointed Ambassador to our new undead citizens. A hug, all of you? You sure are friendly!
Darn it! That's goodAlgernon Sydney is Dead wrote:You dropped your scat,
you monstrous rat,
upon my grass so green
a donation most obscene.
Now I'll shovel your head flat.
pondspider wrote:Squatting in the sand, I clean up with handfuls of grass.
People will blame the wildlife.
Now, where did I leave the ball?
Innocent, m'LudSpareInch wrote:This reminds me of an old 'Roger Melee, The man on The Telly' strip from Viz magazine, way back in the 80s. The frame showed a bunch of TV execs on a golf course, and one of them asks, "Hey, Where's Roger?"
And a speech bubble emerges from a sand bunker saying, "Hold on! I'm having a dump!"
Nice!unreliable narrator wrote:There was chaos at the Coulrophobia Society's meeting last Friday when the news spread... the circus is coming to town.
The_Hol-Man wrote:I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"
Thanks!unreliable narrator wrote:The_Hol-Man wrote:I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"![]()
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Welcome aboard, WardB!WardB wrote:It's too late for me, I'm failing. Finding this you're now in peril. Quick, purge yourself with twelve warm teaspoons of