
Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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After Hillary lost the 2016 election the US saw an economic slump when a bubble burst in the conspiracy theory industry.


Soylent Polka Dot is clowns.
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Birds screech in the sullen sky. I search the unbroken walls of cloud. No hawk or kestrel can pierce this alabaster haze.
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I pulled The Sword from The Stone! I would be king!
But I learned too late that masonry skills do not equal combat prowess.
But I learned too late that masonry skills do not equal combat prowess.
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They kept the infected in isolation creating Algorithms. The brain weevil brought genius at a cost - slow neural death.
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Welcome aboard, BCNdad!
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The aliens said that humanity is too violent to join the Federation. Of course we couldn't let an insult like that stand.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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I died 50 years ago and have haunted my killer ever since. I think that banana peel is finally starting to get the message.
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The first working bullshit detector was outlawed as a threat to the public good. Of course we all knew that was bullshit.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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I finally decided to cook rabbit yesterday. The smell of burning hare still wafts throughout my house.
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That's not bunny!Castor Pollux wrote:I finally decided to cook rabbit yesterday. The smell of burning hare still wafts throughout my house.

Seriously, it is too short to be a twabble.
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Ah, must have accidently counted the spaces. By the way, the article I'm working on goes live in a couple days. It's shaping up pretty well
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Science in the News
It was news when geneticists reverted chicken beaks to dinosaur jaws. Continued research made it into emergency news.
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512 ... f-dinosaur
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512 ... f-dinosaur
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Gardening Season!
My neighbor's back yard was filled with Irises. That explained his phone book collection. It's not that popular a name.
My neighbor's back yard was filled with Irises. That explained his phone book collection. It's not that popular a name.
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Okay, how's about I try that again:
I finally decided to cook rabbit yesterday. The smell of burning hare still wafts throughout my house. That's so not bunny man
I finally decided to cook rabbit yesterday. The smell of burning hare still wafts throughout my house. That's so not bunny man
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Better, but a twabble is exactly 100 non-space characters.
Check it using our handy "sizing" tool.
Also, try very hard to use/keep proper punctuation.
Check it using our handy "sizing" tool.
Also, try very hard to use/keep proper punctuation.
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Better in concept than reality
13 years ago, my daughter was fun. A lot of fun. All night. But 9 months later, she was born. It's been down hill ever since.
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Good one.
Welcome aboard, Kim McDougall!
Welcome aboard, Kim McDougall!
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I wouldn't eat Soylent Green. It's nasty stuff. The meat has way too many hormones and preservatives in it to be healthy.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Everybody had the nanites; they stopped pimples, wrinkles, gray hair and gas.
But the new Bluetooth hack was to die for.
But the new Bluetooth hack was to die for.
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Welcome aboard, Lainybug!