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RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:08 pm

It's not the quiet ones you have to watch out for; it's the ones hiding in your closet.
Do you actually wear these anymore?

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:16 pm

Maybe if I stand still it won't see me.
Nope, I guess that's just movie dinosaurs.
I wonder how much blood I actually need?

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:25 pm

My goodness! There's a giant bug on your...oh, my mistake. That's just a brain leach.
I...I'm so sorry.
Do you need a hug?

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:36 pm

You won't believe the day I had!
Lots of prank calls about killer clowns.
Wow, that is some, uh, intetesting makeup dear.

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:40 pm

Have you ever had one of those days where you're stuck in your own body watching yourself do terrible things?
Me neither.

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:51 pm

Whatever you do: Don't. Move.
Tough crowd. Buncha stiffs out there.
It's really dead tonight.
I love being a mortition.

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 6:03 pm

Oh no! I've twisted my ankle and fallen while running in high heels!
Chomp Slurp
Psycho killers really do taste the best.

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 6:41 pm

Don't be silly. Curses aren't real; I'm just going grey early.
And bald.
And wrinkly.
Ok, fine, let's go find that gypsy.

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:09 pm

I should take my wife to get lengthy dental procedures more often. It seems to be a productive experience.

BigDumbYak · Post by **BigDumbYak** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:52 pm

Exile: Day 2245.
Ripley was right.
They’re down there dying, and I’m safe up here.
Nuke it from orbit.
Only way to be sure.

BigDumbYak · Post by **BigDumbYak** » Tue Apr 30, 2019 5:22 pm

In the long winter following the Great Uplift, the animals moved into our homes.
In the springtime WE were told to leave.

peterpatter · Post by **peterpatter** » Wed May 01, 2019 4:57 pm

Alfred turned the page and saw the same spell divided into "in" and "out" in the moment before flames consumed his lungs.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Thu May 02, 2019 8:11 am

"Cat's a pretty name," I said, "what's it short for?"
"Catfish."
By the time I realized she was lying, I'd been robbed...

epunman · Post by **epunman** » Fri May 03, 2019 4:51 pm

Asking your significant other of eight years for space is not the smartest thing to do when on a trip to the outer planets.

epunman · Post by **epunman** » Fri May 03, 2019 5:10 pm

Adjusting the dial of his coffee grinder to "zero point energy", Feynman prepared to stay awake for the rest of his life.

epunman · Post by **epunman** » Fri May 03, 2019 5:45 pm

Putting the finishing touches on his electric guitar repair, Og looked around his cave for some place to plug in his amp.

DiOptase · Post by **DiOptase** » Sun May 05, 2019 2:31 pm

In ecdysis I am vulnerable to predators, but not you and your boiling pot.
When you put me on my head I fall asleep.
Who am I?

Hazel · Post by **Hazel** » Mon May 06, 2019 6:52 pm

The phone calls the devil, Dan what did you expect?
I expected customer service! They took my soul, but not my questions.

Hazel · Post by **Hazel** » Tue May 07, 2019 3:21 pm

Panic sets in, my life should be in boxes, but it is sits untouched and glaring. Tomorrow is the day, I am not ready to move.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu May 09, 2019 8:26 am

“Memories are like the shards of a broken mirror,” she said.

He saw his own face, contorted with fear in her bloody grasp.

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