Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- RustyTomatoes
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The Quiet Ones
It's not the quiet ones you have to watch out for; it's the ones hiding in your closet.
Do you actually wear these anymore?
Do you actually wear these anymore?
- RustyTomatoes
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If I stand real still...
Maybe if I stand still it won't see me.
Nope, I guess that's just movie dinosaurs.
I wonder how much blood I actually need?
Nope, I guess that's just movie dinosaurs.
I wonder how much blood I actually need?
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Condolences
My goodness! There's a giant bug on your...oh, my mistake. That's just a brain leach.
I...I'm so sorry.
Do you need a hug?
I...I'm so sorry.
Do you need a hug?
- RustyTomatoes
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Prank calls...?
You won't believe the day I had!
Lots of prank calls about killer clowns.
Wow, that is some, uh, intetesting makeup dear.
Lots of prank calls about killer clowns.
Wow, that is some, uh, intetesting makeup dear.
- RustyTomatoes
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One of those days
Have you ever had one of those days where you're stuck in your own body watching yourself do terrible things?
Me neither.
Me neither.
- RustyTomatoes
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Gallows
Whatever you do: Don't. Move.
Tough crowd. Buncha stiffs out there.
It's really dead tonight.
I love being a mortition.
Tough crowd. Buncha stiffs out there.
It's really dead tonight.
I love being a mortition.
- RustyTomatoes
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Oops, I tripped
Oh no! I've twisted my ankle and fallen while running in high heels!
Chomp Slurp
Psycho killers really do taste the best.
Chomp Slurp
Psycho killers really do taste the best.
- RustyTomatoes
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Curse? What curse?
Don't be silly. Curses aren't real; I'm just going grey early.
And bald.
And wrinkly.
Ok, fine, let's go find that gypsy.
And bald.
And wrinkly.
Ok, fine, let's go find that gypsy.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I should take my wife to get lengthy dental procedures more often. It seems to be a productive experience. 

- BigDumbYak
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Space madness.
Exile: Day 2245.
Ripley was right.
They’re down there dying, and I’m safe up here.
Nuke it from orbit.
Only way to be sure.
Ripley was right.
They’re down there dying, and I’m safe up here.
Nuke it from orbit.
Only way to be sure.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
In the long winter following the Great Uplift, the animals moved into our homes.
In the springtime WE were told to leave.
In the springtime WE were told to leave.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Alfred turned the page and saw the same spell divided into "in" and "out" in the moment before flames consumed his lungs.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Cat's a pretty name," I said, "what's it short for?"
"Catfish."
By the time I realized she was lying, I'd been robbed...
"Catfish."
By the time I realized she was lying, I'd been robbed...
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Asking your significant other of eight years for space is not the smartest thing to do when on a trip to the outer planets.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Adjusting the dial of his coffee grinder to "zero point energy", Feynman prepared to stay awake for the rest of his life.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Putting the finishing touches on his electric guitar repair, Og looked around his cave for some place to plug in his amp.
A homarus riddle
In ecdysis I am vulnerable to predators, but not you and your boiling pot.
When you put me on my head I fall asleep.
Who am I?
When you put me on my head I fall asleep.
Who am I?
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The phone calls the devil, Dan what did you expect?
I expected customer service! They took my soul, but not my questions.
I expected customer service! They took my soul, but not my questions.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Panic sets in, my life should be in boxes, but it is sits untouched and glaring. Tomorrow is the day, I am not ready to move.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
“Memories are like the shards of a broken mirror,” she said.
He saw his own face, contorted with fear in her bloody grasp.
He saw his own face, contorted with fear in her bloody grasp.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.