Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

[The PMS Avenger]

Perpetual motion is proven absurd, yet 1000's defend it.
So too, millions worship the slick tyrant who would kill them.

Tea parties. Ignorant masses cry Socialism! Sensation jets from all outlets. Media giants grin, "They're buying it."

[dreamrock]

He didn't hate annual family newsletters in general. He just hadn't expected so many updates from relatives long dead.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Perpetual motion is proven absurd, yet 1000's defend it.
So too, millions worship the slick tyrant who would kill them.

Tea parties. Ignorant masses cry Socialism! Sensation jets from all outlets. Media giants grin, "They're buying it."

Media giants were dying at a record rate. "Fairness," they'd bleat, but one Fox refused the fascists' PR. It prospered.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

By her master's design, she was smug and mocking, and eschewed first principles. Another useful idiot for the cannons.

[ROU Killing Time]

He tossed the constitution in the dustbin, setting up warrantless wire-taps, never thinking the other side might win.

[ROU Killing Time]

"Pundit"
The land of the free? I'm all for and totally support freedom of thought. Just as long as everyone thinks exactly like me.

[eric_marsh]

He tossed the constitution in the dustbin, setting up warrantless wire-taps, never thinking the other side might win.

All the promises of change were just rhetoric. The Executive Branch will never relinquishes any of it's grasp on power.

[strawman]

Regular or Extra Crispy

While voters decide which party to blame, they miss the one real difference: the speed at which the country goes to hell.

[The PMS Avenger]

By her master's design, she was smug and mocking, and eschewed first principles. Another useful idiot for the cannons.

Yet she understood that the wilting was the fault of all three branches, not just one, and refused to enter the Fox's den.

[ROU Killing Time]

Regular or Extra Crispy

While voters decide which party to blame, they miss the one real difference: the speed at which the country goes to hell.

This one works very well. Either side can use it quite effectively. It has great appeal to my bipolar sensibilities.

[dreamrock]

"Which is better, Conan? Right or Left?"

He cried joyfully, "To see your lamentations when I tell you they're the same."

[eric_marsh]

Regular or Extra Crispy

While voters decide which party to blame, they miss the one real difference: the speed at which the country goes to hell.

But of course we can't blame those in office. It's been said many times before that we get the government that we deserve.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

By her master's design, she was smug and mocking, and eschewed first principles. Another useful idiot for the cannons.

Yet she understood that the wilting was the fault of all three branches, not just one, and refused to enter the Fox's den.

The once proud tree, infested -- in all 3 branches -- by the same villainous scum. We need blood, patriots, to refresh it.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Jim bought the Saul Alinsky lie that the monsters were no worse. Just because the heroes had infiltrators and some evil.

[TheJebi]

Regular or Extra Crispy

While voters decide which party to blame, they miss the one real difference: the speed at which the country goes to hell.

This one works very well. Either side can use it quite effectively. It has great appeal to my bipolar sensibilities.

I agree that the above sums it up best so far.
And wow, a guy goes and sleeps for eight hours and wakes up to an almost full page of Divisive Political Twabbling (or DPT for short )... and he groans while reading them...


Timbuk3 knew what was going on:

"Presidential elections, are planned distractions, to divert attention from the actions from behind the scenes..."

And TheJebi knows nothing, but will pretend like he knows something:

Anybody who has a shot at being President is so bought and paid for that a little D or R signifies zilch.

So, Ron Paul maybe?

[The PMS Avenger]

So, Ron Paul maybe?

I met him over the summer! He gave me an autographed Constitution and maybe the greatest hug I've ever recieved. Twas magical.

Also, I feel like I haven't creeped on Norm enough this week.

The tatto artist blinked and asked, "The name Norm? Sure you want it done in tentacles?" Nodding, she dropped her pants.

[strawman]

OOOOoooo. Norm as a tramp stamp.
Classic.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

An Florida State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-10. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut"?

[The PMS Avenger]

As he inhaled his partner's stench, the astronaut realized that farting is to airlocks as politics are to the internet.

[The PMS Avenger]

I'm glad to hear the moratorium on yeast has been lifted. I find brewers's yeast quite effective at replenishing B vitamins, and yes, it is very tasty on popcorn.

YOU IGNORANT FIEND! Yeast is destroying America. Its petty role in making bread rise is just a coverup for its real plan: world domination. Ever heard of a yeast infection? Their infultrating our women!